SNACKS
This is THE ONLY aspect of the Super Bowl experience that makes me wish I gave a shit about football:
Unfortunately, I have never been even slightly entertained by any sort of physical or competitive activity in my entire life.
I saw nuns yesterday purchasing soft drinks in cans, I assume for a nun Super Bowl party. It's funny when nuns do things that humans do rather than being pious and repressive in their natural habit-tats. It would have been funnier if I had slipped some beers and hard lemonades into their shopping cart, but I have no balls.
Unfortunately, I have never been even slightly entertained by any sort of physical or competitive activity in my entire life.
I saw nuns yesterday purchasing soft drinks in cans, I assume for a nun Super Bowl party. It's funny when nuns do things that humans do rather than being pious and repressive in their natural habit-tats. It would have been funnier if I had slipped some beers and hard lemonades into their shopping cart, but I have no balls.