Vampire Chick Tract
Jack Chick has released a new comic starring vampires who worship Satan:
In the comic, Faith gives out comics (Chick tracts of course) to trick-or-treaters. Bitch. At least Chick has her giving out candy too.
By the way, the magic Jesus trick Faith uses in this tract only works with the undead (the undead have powers over other undead), not with rapists or homicidal maniacs. If you try to ask Jesus for help aloud while being attacked by regular felons, it will only egg them on.
If you missed the last new Chick tract, here it is.
In the comic, Faith gives out comics (Chick tracts of course) to trick-or-treaters. Bitch. At least Chick has her giving out candy too.
By the way, the magic Jesus trick Faith uses in this tract only works with the undead (the undead have powers over other undead), not with rapists or homicidal maniacs. If you try to ask Jesus for help aloud while being attacked by regular felons, it will only egg them on.
If you missed the last new Chick tract, here it is.