Thank You
I love to eat! I'm a stereotypical fat guy. Food is my favorite thing and it isn't an asshole to me.
I eat to cheer myself up, I eat to celebrate mediocrity, and I eat for the Hell of it because it keeps me from killing myself.
This is a thank you to all of you farmers, chefs, bakers, butchers, fishermen, brewers, merchants, and burger flippers out there. Thank you very much for lighting up my otherwise non-existant life.
Lines of silver light up my horrible buldging body, attracting the clegs, whose minds are shallower than their scraggy bodies. Why, even if I had the willpower, would I want to associate myself with their culture of cruelty and superficiality?
Mmmmmmmmmm
I eat to cheer myself up, I eat to celebrate mediocrity, and I eat for the Hell of it because it keeps me from killing myself.
This is a thank you to all of you farmers, chefs, bakers, butchers, fishermen, brewers, merchants, and burger flippers out there. Thank you very much for lighting up my otherwise non-existant life.
Lines of silver light up my horrible buldging body, attracting the clegs, whose minds are shallower than their scraggy bodies. Why, even if I had the willpower, would I want to associate myself with their culture of cruelty and superficiality?
Mmmmmmmmmm