009 [Video]

[monoclelove]

[Video footage cuts in, showing several buildings covered with a considerable quantity of foliage, while the usual soundtrack of panicked civilians, car alarms, and police sirens play in the background. The footage is unsteady, as though the camera were shaking quite a bit

Comments

[trigger_hpymonk]

That's all?

[monoclelove]

Over-powered death rays aren't my style.

[trigger_hpymonk]

A bunch of shrubbery doesn't exactly scare people.

[monoclelove]

No? My guests here would beg to differ, I imagine.

[trigger_hpymonk]

That's because they don't have a pair of hedge clippers handy. Or a lighter.

[monoclelove]

Oh, it would take far more than that to tame my pets, I assure you.