Dec 28, 2004 02:16
things ive learned recently:
digiorno pizza tastes like windex, especially the sausage, so fucking gross - freshetta aint too far behind.....ass
people who drive like douchebags should not be surprised by my horn, middle finger, and tailgaiting
operating atms while drunk equals taking out more cash than expected
i need longjohns
the redskins find new ways to upset many sundays
i need a digital camera soon
more women need to hang all over me all the time
john goodman is the kiss of death for a sitcom
steven seagal is cool, people always hate on him/his movies
fighting gangs of new york, old irish style, put up your dukes boxing style rules
i enjoy hannukah and xmas, and im thankful for kwanzaa, because at the dinner table it brings the catholic and jewish members of the family together to make fun of it
arm wrestling on espn actually is quite intricate
its becoming popular for people to put horns on jumpsuits and play songs by moving
most female teachers eventually wear mom jeans and have the biggest asses ever
i saw the ultimate, on purpose femullet at the bar last night, she was def a proud owner
my ex girlfriend is seeing a band for new years that ends in the name hukkah - im glad she likes it, but it sounds retarded
i like flashlights
i also enjoy a lot of movies and music that i would never let anyone know about
i need a bigger bed, and someone to share the space with - this twin bed is played out
if you dont like most hbo shows, you probably have no taste
huff is a great show
too tired to keep typing
ps - hillary swank looks like a tranny a lot of the time