[Residents of Luceti, this is why Marisa's been so quiet lately. In the middle of an important intersection in the village is... A HEAP. It's an eight-foot-tall pile of random items, ranging from cigarettes to couches. They might even be YOUR precious things. Marisa's hovering on her broom, just above the vertex of the massive heap, watching the
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Love is garbage. [And then he's going to make a powerful psyche-powered punch to split the piece of wood in half and!-] CRUNCH.
[And then he picks them up and tosses them into the heap itself] I'll add that to the heap.
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[Well, the best test of "art" is to test practicality. So he's going to teleport to the top of the heap. Making a heap which can support human weight is deceptively difficult. Let's see if this does]
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[And then teleporting off of it, smirking all the same.]
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[Something seems to master spark an idea in her mind.] Hey, why don't we make a heap together next time? You can show me how true geniuses do it.
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...Except for that one. [She chuckles and motions to the recently split "heart". At least, the infinity-symbol plaque that was part of it.] Maybe less-than-three would've been better. You could've just said that was how many yoctograms love was worth, ze.
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Irrelevant. Love is garbage and f(heart) = love. Even if the heart's unbreakable, it's still garbage.
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[She stops there, smiling slightly.] I wonder... has your heart ever been broken, ze?
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