Andy Fitch Exorcism
I was to go to Andy Fitch's house after school, and Dom went ahead of me. When I got to the house, I couldn't find either of them, but I went inside anyway. My sister was sitting at the table eating cereal, with a terrified look on her face. There was a laser across the bottom of the door. I broke off part of the heater and placed it in front of the laser, so that it couldn't detect when someone came in through the door. Then my father came in and told me how the laser is intended to detect zombies, and then told me about the exorcism that went wrong because the priest used a copy of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Fin instead of the Bible.