Today requires a Book that makes you laugh out loud.
This was hard to think of, because lots of books make me laugh out loud, but unfortunately, I don't have a very good memory.
Luckily, I managed to remember a piece of I'll Mature When I'm Dead by
Dave Barry (I linked the author's Wikipedia page because the book doesn't have one).
I've basically been raised on Dave Barry because it's exactly my dad's brand of humor, so of course pieces of this book made me laugh hysterically. Most books by Dave Barry would fit this, but that one sticks out in my mind the most because I read it the most recently.