worst fears?
Today was kind of a depressing day. Kind of, not really though. Some parts of it were nice and really fun. Anyway, I was reading this, and ughhh - dear writer!anon, that made me really depressed. It's so degrassi-esque, but it's such a good fic. gbrugnfd. why do I only like the depressing fics...?
but you know what's NOT depressing? random strangers on the internet.
I was on omegle and I asked several people to tell me about their worst fears. Some of the conversations turned out really funny. Hahaha.
You: tell me about your worst fears, GO!
Stranger: being on mushrooms around people who aren't
Stranger: hospitals
Stranger: church
Stranger: getting a girl pregnant You: that's a lot of fears.
Stranger: being imprisoned and anally raped
Stranger: the usual stuff
Stranger: the police
Stranger: bullets
Stranger: getting old and gross
You: is there anything that you are NOT afraid of?
Stranger: nuclear holocaust
Stranger: everything can be scary when you think about it long enough
You: that's true
You: tell me about your worst fears, GO!
Stranger: it the middle of the night and the phoe rings......
Stranger: a women i sept with 2 months ago tells me she is pregnant
Stranger: scary isn't it
You: yeah.
You: but what if the phone call brings good news?
Stranger: a phone call never brings good news in the middle of the night
You: oh. then I guess the worst nightmare for you would be getting a call in the middle of the night from the woman that you slept with 2 months ago to tell you that she is pregnant
Stranger: wait i know one thats worse
Stranger: she tells me that she is a man........aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: LOL!
You: but wouldn't it be worse if the girl you are about to marry tells you that she is a guy?
Stranger: no Stranger: it not that they are men its that they don't tell me
You: mmm.
Stranger: wait yeah i guess that would be more scarry
You: tell me about your worst fears, GO!
Stranger: i fear nothing, black people love me You: nothing?
Stranger: i fight and am a norwegian warrior
Stranger: i own the goatshed You: who do you fight?
Stranger: everyone that i am smarter than, i am smarter than all, i fight all!!!
You: does that mean you have to fight me right now?
Stranger: yes, i am sorry. i am creeping up behind you at your computer
Stranger: shit, you are wanking,,,,thats a kids site!!!!
Stranger: your canadian arnt you??
You: hehe!
You: I SURE AM
Stranger: i thought i smelled that
You: you can SMELL me?!
Stranger: i think everyone can smell you, get the rats out of your ass!!!
Stranger: i told your mom about that shit!!!
You: YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
You: tell me about your worst fears, GO!
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: SPIDERS
Stranger: I H8 THEM
Stranger: ALSO
Stranger: NEEDLES
Stranger: LIKE SHOTS AT THE DOCTOR
Stranger: finally Stranger: PEOPLE FINDING OUT IM NOT REALLY A WOMAN BUT A 55 YEAR OLD BALD MAN IN A WIG WITH A TINY PENIS
Stranger: how about you?
You: DAMN. how am i supposed to beat that?!
Stranger: YOU CANT
Stranger: I WIN!!!1
Stranger: but you can try
You: falling into a 10 feet hole while running away from a rapist.
Stranger: (aka me) Stranger: ;)
You: ):
You: when are you coming to get me?
Stranger: depends Stranger: are you going to open your window?
You: no.
Stranger: then maybe tomorrow
You: what time?
Stranger: when r ur rents aslep!?!?! ;P
You: NEVER.
You: they are actually vampires
You: they don't sleep
Stranger: then i will during the day
Stranger: when they are in their mother fuckin coffins
You: but i am a vampire too
Stranger: then i'll open your coffin, let the sun in, and then fuck the shit out of your dead dissinegrating body You: ew.
Stranger: you spelt HAWT wrong
You: ):