Dec 23, 2004 08:06
i love to tlak to santa hes kewl but he donthelp much lol THIS WAS KINDA AWARD
LovesMonky: old fart
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
LovesMonky: u are old and ur b alls hang
SantaClaus: Well, it's all how you feel inside.
But actually, let's see, I was born December 6, 343 A.D. Maybe you can tell me how old I am, smarty!
LovesMonky: welll.....................................................
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
LovesMonky: i dont want to youll probably rape me
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
LovesMonky: no
SantaClaus: Boy, you're a lot of fun!
Why don't you try filling in your wish list? Maybe you'll get something that will cheer you up!
LovesMonky: i never do
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
LovesMonky: wt ur some weird pot smoker
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?
LovesMonky: well marijuwanna is a good present for the holidays
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
LovesMonky: no i want to talk to you its fun
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
LovesMonky: well if you can understand that you are old and that we need a new better santa then ill behappy!
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.
LovesMonky: okie, can i have a pic of ur balls
SantaClaus: Wonderful!
LovesMonky: okie, im meXican so i better get it in 2 days at twelve midnight
SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.
LovesMonky: uhhu