SO I HAD THIS IDEA.

[monkwithgun]

I know that Rosalyn (HI ROSALYN) has spoken to Goku about his feelings for Sanzo, and. Well. I don't think they're ready for each other yet (they're too immature, whut). So. I could have just popped Rosalyn-mun an email saying "hey, ease off on the 393, whut" but THAT WOULDN'T BE HALF AS MUCH FUN AS DOING SOMETHING CRACKED OUT, NOW WOULD IT. What I

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[lookstasty]

As much as Goku likes Sanzo, he's still not really ready yet either.

SO I THINK THIS IS FANTASTICAL.

And I think it'd be cracktastically funny if we can pick just the right person for Sanzo. I mean. Someone he'd normally rather stab himself in the jaw before even considering doing something like that.

[monkwithgun]

Heh.

The right person's going to be a challenge-- because it can't be someone too stabbity-- like Alex or Stan-- because then I have to deal with Sanzo's mental breakdown afterward, and no.

[lookstasty]

Yeah, we want stabbity like "ow my fucking jaw" not stabbity like "OW MY FUCKING FACE."

... would Ishida fall under the latter category? Totally not up to date with how he and Sanzo are getting along, er...

[sexy_roach]

OH GOD ISHIDA LOLOLOL.

I think we need someone crazystupidsilly maybe. Like, Excel or something like that.

[lookstasty]

. . .

Ilpacock?

[sexy_roach]

But Ilpa would rope him and that could get dangerous. XD

[monkwithgun]

Ishida's too...important to Sanzo, crazy as that sounds. It'd be like falling for Hakkai.

Ayame crossed my mind.

[sexy_roach]

sdfhkja.fahkjf.a

AYA.

♥♥♥♥♥

[parasol_hero]

...Kenpachi?

[sexy_roach]

Hellz NO. Kenpachi would slice him up to tiny little pieces.

Or not.

Hmm.

[monkwithgun]

WE'RE ASKING DUMBLEDORE though that would be funny, yes.

[sexy_roach]

GO FOR THE HAPPY NUDIST WIZARD BABY.

And make her read Saiyuki, she never listens to me. T_T

[parasol_hero]

I was just trying to think of the scariest person I could XD

Excel is good, but it's so much better if he falls for one of the guys!