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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I fed Pringie to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-575 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
monkeywings
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