OMG my quotes of the day?
"Heterosexual marriage is just WRONG. If god intended men and women to be together, he would have given them both penises."
-Jack, Will and Grace
"... You were probably found on a doorstep."
"Yes, I was," said Keith... "There was just me and a blanket. And a note."
"A note? But that's IMPORTANT!"
"It said '19 pints and a strawberry yogurt," said Keith.
...
"Aha! Mysterious orphan, strange talent, distressed upbringing...it's all shaping up," said Malicia. "The strawberry yogurt is probably not important. Would your life have been different if it had been bananna flavored?"
- The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
::Steals the panties. Runs. Hides. Never comes out of her perverted incest hole ever again.::
-me....
YAYYAAYAYAYAY!!!
Shut up, homo.
-Jack, Will and Grace
"... You were probably found on a doorstep."
"Yes, I was," said Keith... "There was just me and a blanket. And a note."
"A note? But that's IMPORTANT!"
"It said '19 pints and a strawberry yogurt," said Keith.
...
"Aha! Mysterious orphan, strange talent, distressed upbringing...it's all shaping up," said Malicia. "The strawberry yogurt is probably not important. Would your life have been different if it had been bananna flavored?"
- The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
::Steals the panties. Runs. Hides. Never comes out of her perverted incest hole ever again.::
-me....
YAYYAAYAYAYAY!!!
Shut up, homo.