Dec 13, 2005 17:31
This weekend = totally badass. Basically, it was fabulous and a half. Only a half because of all of the damn snow!
And, that is ALL I have to say about THAT.
I basically think that you are TRULY a fat folk when you wake up in the middle of the night for Taco Bell. You know, that old chestnut.
And, I am ecstatic because there is fruit punch downstairs...and not a hokey, cheap kind of fruit punch, a genuinely delicious, wholesome fruitpunch.
Speaking of hokey...what the HELL is up with the song artists of America thinking they can change the lyrics to the Christmas classics that we all know and love?!? It's really making me angry. They aren't huge words that change the story that the song is telling...but, little words. (I.E.-- "Later on, we'll conspire as we cuddle by the fire..." we all know that it is "dream by the fire"...we ALL know this. So PLEASE, quit trying to make a name for yourself because all you are doing is becoming infamous for your wrecking of the Christmas classics!!! Also, "Special friends who are dear to us"??!? It's FAITHFUL, you jackass!)Let me tell you, it really pisses me off. I'm going to start changing words to songs...
It's like changing a random word in "Happy Birthday"...
"Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday precious Latrice,
Happy Birthday to you."
It's subtle. But it's obvious enough to piss you off.
P.S. I smell really good right now. Like, wicked good. REEALLLY good.