Well, it happened.

[monkeytits]

After the show tonight, I was telling A how no one does burlesque numbers to Debbie Gibson tunes and how that might be an area I could exploit. I then proceeded, after she said she didn't know that one, to sing a half-assed chorus of Out Of The Blue. A said she still hadn't heard that one before, and I said I thought it was from her second album.

It was at that moment I realized I've been gay all this time and just haven't realized it. :)