When I rule the world

[monkeyskin]

• Sweets shall be banned from cinemas, in fact anything with a wrapper and / or that makes a rustling sound shall be banned. Offendors shall be beat around the face with a large trout.
  
  
• Any child under the age of thirteen must be restrained with a leash by a responsible "takes no shit" adult. And no crying during parts they're obviously too young

Comments

[lizardman83]

awww not all kids are bad just the ones who arent with parental supervision or are way too damn young like...3. the older little ones will actually watch the movie without the need of a leash....just with a parent who'll shut them up if they get out of line

[monkeyskin]

I agree it's not all of them, but watching Hulk over the weekend there were a group of 11 or so year old girls messing around in the aisles with their parents casually strolling after them.

They're the ones who spoilt it for all the kids who will have to wear a leash when I'm in charge. Because you just can't tell which ones will deserve it.

[lizardman83]

hahaha very true. Sorry your experience was distracted by that. Shame on those parents for not stepping up and spanking them haha.

ho was hulk by the by?

[monkeyskin]

It was alright, not as good as Iron Man and I haven't seen Ang Lee's version so I can't compare. But Ed Norton and Tim Roth were both up for it and the Brazil chase near the start was ace.

[lizardman83]

i've come to the conclusion that when a film tries to promote by comparing itself to another movie that it will suck. Take Untraceable for example(which many people actually liked for some reason but I thought it was terrible) it compared itself to Silence of the Lambs of the internet age! OMG terrible comparison!