Seriously though...
Fuck Lulu!
Seriously though, Fuck her. No wait, better yet, DON'T fuck her. You'll be full of AIDS, cancer, regret and FAIL if you do. Avoid her like the plague she is! Fucking whore... Goddamn it, just when I thought she disappeared off the face of this planet, lo' and behold she's dating Claude.
Really Claude, really?
I'm gonna take surfing lessons from Mikey instead, thanks.
But seriously though, my family totally rocks. Like, really... ROCKS!!!
REMEMBER:
- Uncle Ron never forgives and he never forgets.
- Mustn't stop eating...
- Grandma goes crazy when company is over. SIT HER ASS DOWN and tell her you love her <3
- You win 1 million awesome points if you can make aunt Miyako stop talking about Bryan and Andy.
- Boredom + father and uncles = death and torture to many small unsuspecting invertebrates in the most unusual ways.
- Beware the contents of Nikki's car: Make your own dildo kit, boogie board and underwear.
- Don't pull on Emily's double chin, it only makes it BIGGER.
- Dance like Lady GaGa!
- "Hey bird!!!"
- Dim sum = gastrointestinal adventures!
Seriously though, Fuck her. No wait, better yet, DON'T fuck her. You'll be full of AIDS, cancer, regret and FAIL if you do. Avoid her like the plague she is! Fucking whore... Goddamn it, just when I thought she disappeared off the face of this planet, lo' and behold she's dating Claude.
Really Claude, really?
I'm gonna take surfing lessons from Mikey instead, thanks.
But seriously though, my family totally rocks. Like, really... ROCKS!!!
REMEMBER:
- Uncle Ron never forgives and he never forgets.
- Mustn't stop eating...
- Grandma goes crazy when company is over. SIT HER ASS DOWN and tell her you love her <3
- You win 1 million awesome points if you can make aunt Miyako stop talking about Bryan and Andy.
- Boredom + father and uncles = death and torture to many small unsuspecting invertebrates in the most unusual ways.
- Beware the contents of Nikki's car: Make your own dildo kit, boogie board and underwear.
- Don't pull on Emily's double chin, it only makes it BIGGER.
- Dance like Lady GaGa!
- "Hey bird!!!"
- Dim sum = gastrointestinal adventures!