Hot Guy.
I really want a hot guy that is also funny, charming, wonderful, loving, intelligent, loves animals, is not a loser, has good hygiene, not too hairy, is artistic in some way, possibly knows how to cook, has a number of hobbies, likes the outdoors, not too proud and has good-looking genitals. Hahahahaha... ah... but seriously. Why are there so many lame-o guys at my school??? ARG!