I has a permissions post.

[monkeysaw]

So listen up! The way Beyond's powers work are as such

Comments

[noelleno]

DEADPOOL:
1. Sure
2. Sure
3. If lifespan also includes time of death, then he probably couldn't. He's been "cursed with life".
4. If he can copy the Weapon X healing factor :U

BLUE BEETLE:
1. He'd freak out unless he actually told you it in advance.
2. Likewise.
3. Sure, but freakouts ensue.
4. No--it's tech.

RAVAGER:
1. Sure
2. Sure
3. Sure, it'd piss her off, but sure.
4. Yeah. Slight precognition activated with adrenaline.

SLO-BO:
1. Sure
2. Sure
3. He doesn't have one but sure. Unless he can see lifespans from original universes. :U
4. Sure; super-strength, senses, and slight healing.

SOLDIER BLUE:
1. No I don't know his real name :(
2. No
3. Sure. The guy's at least 200. I forget the number atm. :U
4. Sure; telepathy, psychic suggestion, force fields, bleeblooblah.

[monkeysaw]

Well, what he actually sees is how much longer you'll be alive rather than, say, a date or whatever.

UH IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[noelleno]

OhH. Well then, a negatory on 'Pool and Slo-bo, and a yesma'amsir for the rest.

[noelleno]

oH ALSO
if he
copied Soldier's power he'd also be feeling the emotions of people around him which would probably
be a pain in the keister but nerp that's how it goes. :U

[monkeysaw]

... I. WOW. he wouldnt even know how to deal with that. he's like

dead inside.

[noelleno]

Here's to hoping he copies that power right outside a rehab center.

[monkeysaw]

ajbsdkansdasdnd

bb why you want to hurt beyond

[noelleno]

Because secretly you want to, too.

[monkeysaw]

y-you're...

right.

*hangs head*

[justicerestored]

....beyond + deadpool seems like a bad combination

or an awesome combination

i'm not sure which