The Crime Minister is watching (following a prompt by Janet Marie Rogers)

[monkeypudding]

My quietness hurts me. Some have even gone so far
As to call me selfish time and time again
Teachers have scolded my quietness hurts me

The Crime Minister is watching

To be honest, I have never found
My quietness, some call me full of a selfish passivity
It is interesting that I am chastised
They’ve heard about my blog, they’ve
Heard about what they look like from afar

I keep my ideas to myself
Lust that lurks within the inner reaches
Is a byproduct of colonial and imperial militaristic
Exploitative and expansionist policies which drive Western agendas

The lurking eye has found fertile ground in the internet where
The intimate sexual lives of millions come to full bloom

The Crime Minister is watching
The lens peeps on the sensual
The Crime Minister is watching
The lens peeps on seductive erupting
The Crime Minister is watching

Is lonely Mature White Male Seeks (MWMS)
Hot Canadian Internet for Voyeur Fun!

Stephen Harper, Crime Minister of Canada

"I’m a mature white male (a gray wolf?) looking for Canadians
who want to open up their online activities to me, for my viewing pleasure,
with the forced help of every ISP in the country.

You won’t even know
It really gets me off"