it's been a while
When some mildly unattractive girls walk into Denny's, turning to your female friend and saying, "You suddenly look a lot hotter," is NOT a compliment. It's actually kind of an insult to everybody involved.
P.S. congrats on getting a hickey from a girl who wasn't a drunk freshman. How old are you, again, 23?
You made me feel really uncomfortable and then I found out you peed on our floor. I know this apartment is shitty, but come on, dude. I don't really care how drunk you were, that's not ok. I'm probably gonna be very uncomfortable again the next time I see you.
You remind me of Clarice from Girls With Slingshots. Since I don't know anything about you, this leads me to believe you and him probably have ridiculously kinky sex. This makes me think I would maybe like to be friends with you.
I'm glad I've been seeing more of you. Thank you for actually trying to explain things to me. Also, I am jealous of all the things you have in your kitchen.
I'm sad I haven't been seeing you much. I think sometimes you're just nice to be around in a way that the people I live with now aren't.
I don't think of you that much anymore, but when I do, I get kinda bummed that we're not really friends anymore. I haven't seen you a single time this year, and last year you only acted like we were friends when we randomly ran into each other. Still, in light of other things, it's probably for the best, but that doesn't mean I don't miss you.
I'm kind of sad I don't see you much anymore, but you live in a different world that I'm not too keen to be part of. Still, it'd be nice to hang out every once in a while.
Addendum:
I think we are becoming friends and I think that's pretty cool.
Honestly, I'm flattered, but no.
You are actually pretty cool (and also buying me food is a sure way to win my friendship).
(I meant to post this like a week ago but forgot about it until now.)