Sorry Shannon!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In November, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I recruited x_churchgirl_x as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I exposed churchgirl to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-595 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
monkeyjunkie
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