At the risk of never getting into any of your beds in the future...

[monkeyfunk]

My name is Michael and I snore. Big time. Embarrasingly so. And yet, it is quite impressive how I can generate a thunderous cadence that has the ability to move furniture across a well-kept carpet. It's partially hereditary - both my parents could represent Great Britain should the Olympic committee feel like introducing some outlandish new

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[dublos]

Have you tried BreatheRight®nasal strips?

They do wonders for me. I got them so that I wouldn't have a sore throat every morning, lower snoring volume was just a side benefit I discovered later.

[monkeyfunk]

Kerry and I have discussed that option, although when we researched it, it seemed that there seemed to be a fairly high failure rate, but I guess it's worth following through and trying.

Thanks for replying.

[ex_motel666812]

On the other hand, I sleep in creepy silence...til I start talking in my sleep. Yes, I am a sleep-talker. I don't know which is worse.

Probably snoring, because that's more constant. But still, be glad you don't talk in your sleep. It's really embarrassing.

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[filthwizard]

dear monkeyfunk,

you did not keep the house awake with your snoring. however, when we were asleep on the sofa together you were snoring very loudly. i didnt mind tho. i was asleep with my mouth wide open and with dribble on my chin. and i was snoring. i think my foot made its way towards your bum too. i think i come out of this worst.

love, filthwizard.

[voreagkelos]

Snoring is natural...we evolved to snore so that badgers and other nocturnal creatures wouldn't come into our caves at night and mistake our sleeping tongues for nice big pink grubs..

There is no law that states married couples should sleep together..it's probably wiser if they only get together when they actualy want to hear each other making the noises of prehistoric beasts.

Personaly I'm grateful I sleep like a log (I even wake up in the morning with a mouth full of woodlice sometimes) as I have a friend who not only snores but sleepwalks and has been known to urinate in his cupboard in his sleep...

[monkeyfunk]

Hehe, well, I'm glad I didn't keep you all dazily awake. Funny you should mention your foot moving to my bum cos I was having quite a weird dream.

Which I probably shouldn't divulge.

Ever.

:)

ur humor

[angelbeloved]

i came across your journal randomly, and found it your posting humorous, hope you dont mind that i added you ...

and my best friends name is michael and he is a gem ...

Re: ur humor

[monkeyfunk]

Not at all, Ms.Beloved.. am adding you so you can read some of my more meatier friends only stuff, which you may find interesting. I recently wrote one on sexuality, which I see is prevelent in your own journal.

Michael