This would be where I start making stuff up.
(comicgenesis link to the same strip here)
The raccoons have been absent for quite some time in real life. A week, I think. Still, The Puppy goes out and looks around like they're everywhere...and have vacuums. I feel bad because there's nothing I can do to convince her it's okay and I don't want to use cheese to lure her out to the grass because that's how we get her indoors when the sky is turning ten shades of gray and lightning is forking all around. We've had interesting weather.
Have a good weekend, ev'rybuddy!
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