No idea why I'm thinking of toes.
Here be a meme I nicked from moon-chylde!
Do you wake up cranky?
I wake up like I'm ON crank.
If an ex said he hates you, you say?:
Probably something like, "Ah," and then think of a billion biting comebacks later.
Would you curse in front of your parents?:
Fuck yes! *ahem* I learned the words somewhere, and they were the only ones I was around.
If a fairy godmother comes into your life, you'd...?
Put the tea on. (My actual godmother would get this and LOL.)
What is your current annoyance?:
That the body I currently inhabit has faulty RAM and there's this pain down the diodes on my right side.....
Do you like drama?
Only when it's on TNT.
What kind of camera do you have?
My 9-year-old Mavica and my super Sony shooty shot I call Weebl 'cause it's pink that I bought myself real cheap with my birthday monies.
Last time you were on a boat and where?:
1991, Pirates of the Caribbean and I fucking hated that fucker until it stopped dropping me to my death and showed me the cute animatronic dog with the keys.
Do you take daily vitamins or medications?:
Yes. I ought to just mod a PEZ dispenser to give me my Excedrin.
Where is your computer located?
Across my knees.
What was the last item you bought?:
Underpants for my mum and Nan.
What country has the best food?:
Eh, all of them, yes. Of course. Sure.
Last time you used a coupon?:
Today when I got the underpants. Totally like 30% off and free shipping dear god I am a coupon whore I am so stingy.
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
See above reference to Pirates of the Caribbean and also apply it to the Little Dipper in 1979. I wouldn't call it fear so much as not wanting to die real bad.
If your best friend told you they were moving, you?:
Say that's good for the circulation.
Would you rather go to a party or out of town?:
Considering everyone I know is out of town, I guess I would just rather wander outdoors and hug my trees.
Do you think you're dumb?:
I don't think. I know.
Say a random word?:
Metatarsal!
Do you wear anything with skulls?
I have earrings that are entire skeletons.
What is/was your school mascot?:
It was Lady Bear, but Lady Bear is no more. No one has any idea WTF happened to Lady Bear.
At what age do you want to be married?:
93.
Is divorce an option?:
Yes, yes it is. But too much Mystery! has taught me there are other options as well.
What color is your luggage?:
Hefty bag black.
Where and when did you last go on vacation?:
New Fairfield CT in 1979. Technically it was California in 1991 but I was so sick I had no idea where I was but it was fun and the Pirates of the Caribbean tried to kill me.
Where is your mom right now?:
Down in the kitchen, and judging from the smell and shouts of, "Your tail!" she's cooking and The Fluffy One is assisting.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?:
Putting together a cover for a DVD I did up.
One wish?
I could tell you but then it wouldn't come true.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
I did that in the '90s. Or I got drifted away on. I have that damned Unkle Kracker Dobie Gray song in my head now.
When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
When the Sudafed was wearing off and I thought of all the things I've screwed up.
How is life going for you right now?
Can't complain. ;)
When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
...shite, I can't remember. The '90s? Paws, I've held recently because they're fuzzy and probably have way more germs but they're so fuzzy and cute. Whee!
Who can you tell everything to?
Cats. ^_^
Who was the last person you talked to on AIM?
My cousin...in 1998.
Last words you spoke?
"What the crap?!" I think. Can't remember.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C?
The Slinky One!
How do you feel about gay marriage?
I very rabidly feel it should be legal.
What is the next concert you're going to?
Whatever comes up on YouTube?
Can you play guitar hero?
I don't have it, but going by how many tries it took me to pass the GTA mission where dancing is involved I'd say I probably cannot.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold!
Is any part of your body sore?
Yes.
Who was your last text from?
Some spammer who wanted to get me a great mortgage. o_O
What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
The Phantom Menace
What do you currently hear right now?
People kicking themselves off American Idol, also my radio. Guess which is louder?
Do fish have feelings?
Indeed they do.
What do you currently smell like?
Rite-Aid muscle rub and Arrid Cool Shower god help me. LOL
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Age is not the issue. I will require monies and also sperms.
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Curling!
Missing someone right now?
Yes, many someones, two- and four-legged.
What's the strangest fact about you?
None of what I do seems strange to me, but I've gotten some weird looks about the whole not giving a crap that my vocal cords freeze up from time to time, among other things. Like the whole Dread Pirate Roberts right-side paralysis I have going on right now. Inigo Montoya wouldn't care, dammit.
Where is your number one person on your friends list?
Sitting across from me. ;)
Do you feel like dancing?
I feel like quoting a Scissor Sisters song right here.
How much money do you have on you?
Why, how much are you asking?
Do you sleep naked?
HAHAHAHA...no.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
No.
Do you burn easily in the sun?
I get weird and fall down in the sun, burning would be a step up.
What made you happy today?
Watching my cats talk to the birds.
Who were the last people you ate lunch with?
I don't eat lunch...but I last ate with my Mum and Nan, with The Puppy damn near standing on the table because they're taught her terrible things.
Where did your last hug take place?
Er, I don't know, the hallway, I guess.
Did you cry today?
No.
Plans for today?
Post this, heckle Idol while I finish my strip, check if it's raining, and then go from there. I never make plans.
Who do you love more than anything?
My Mumby and Nanny and pussycats and puppy and--you, baby, you. *wink wink*
I tag absolutely no one to do this one! Unless you want to, y'know. *awaits hitting*
Do you wake up cranky?
I wake up like I'm ON crank.
If an ex said he hates you, you say?:
Probably something like, "Ah," and then think of a billion biting comebacks later.
Would you curse in front of your parents?:
Fuck yes! *ahem* I learned the words somewhere, and they were the only ones I was around.
If a fairy godmother comes into your life, you'd...?
Put the tea on. (My actual godmother would get this and LOL.)
What is your current annoyance?:
That the body I currently inhabit has faulty RAM and there's this pain down the diodes on my right side.....
Do you like drama?
Only when it's on TNT.
What kind of camera do you have?
My 9-year-old Mavica and my super Sony shooty shot I call Weebl 'cause it's pink that I bought myself real cheap with my birthday monies.
Last time you were on a boat and where?:
1991, Pirates of the Caribbean and I fucking hated that fucker until it stopped dropping me to my death and showed me the cute animatronic dog with the keys.
Do you take daily vitamins or medications?:
Yes. I ought to just mod a PEZ dispenser to give me my Excedrin.
Where is your computer located?
Across my knees.
What was the last item you bought?:
Underpants for my mum and Nan.
What country has the best food?:
Eh, all of them, yes. Of course. Sure.
Last time you used a coupon?:
Today when I got the underpants. Totally like 30% off and free shipping dear god I am a coupon whore I am so stingy.
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
See above reference to Pirates of the Caribbean and also apply it to the Little Dipper in 1979. I wouldn't call it fear so much as not wanting to die real bad.
If your best friend told you they were moving, you?:
Say that's good for the circulation.
Would you rather go to a party or out of town?:
Considering everyone I know is out of town, I guess I would just rather wander outdoors and hug my trees.
Do you think you're dumb?:
I don't think. I know.
Say a random word?:
Metatarsal!
Do you wear anything with skulls?
I have earrings that are entire skeletons.
What is/was your school mascot?:
It was Lady Bear, but Lady Bear is no more. No one has any idea WTF happened to Lady Bear.
At what age do you want to be married?:
93.
Is divorce an option?:
Yes, yes it is. But too much Mystery! has taught me there are other options as well.
What color is your luggage?:
Hefty bag black.
Where and when did you last go on vacation?:
New Fairfield CT in 1979. Technically it was California in 1991 but I was so sick I had no idea where I was but it was fun and the Pirates of the Caribbean tried to kill me.
Where is your mom right now?:
Down in the kitchen, and judging from the smell and shouts of, "Your tail!" she's cooking and The Fluffy One is assisting.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?:
Putting together a cover for a DVD I did up.
One wish?
I could tell you but then it wouldn't come true.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
I did that in the '90s. Or I got drifted away on. I have that damned Unkle Kracker Dobie Gray song in my head now.
When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
When the Sudafed was wearing off and I thought of all the things I've screwed up.
How is life going for you right now?
Can't complain. ;)
When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
...shite, I can't remember. The '90s? Paws, I've held recently because they're fuzzy and probably have way more germs but they're so fuzzy and cute. Whee!
Who can you tell everything to?
Cats. ^_^
Who was the last person you talked to on AIM?
My cousin...in 1998.
Last words you spoke?
"What the crap?!" I think. Can't remember.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C?
The Slinky One!
How do you feel about gay marriage?
I very rabidly feel it should be legal.
What is the next concert you're going to?
Whatever comes up on YouTube?
Can you play guitar hero?
I don't have it, but going by how many tries it took me to pass the GTA mission where dancing is involved I'd say I probably cannot.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold!
Is any part of your body sore?
Yes.
Who was your last text from?
Some spammer who wanted to get me a great mortgage. o_O
What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
The Phantom Menace
What do you currently hear right now?
People kicking themselves off American Idol, also my radio. Guess which is louder?
Do fish have feelings?
Indeed they do.
What do you currently smell like?
Rite-Aid muscle rub and Arrid Cool Shower god help me. LOL
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Age is not the issue. I will require monies and also sperms.
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Curling!
Missing someone right now?
Yes, many someones, two- and four-legged.
What's the strangest fact about you?
None of what I do seems strange to me, but I've gotten some weird looks about the whole not giving a crap that my vocal cords freeze up from time to time, among other things. Like the whole Dread Pirate Roberts right-side paralysis I have going on right now. Inigo Montoya wouldn't care, dammit.
Where is your number one person on your friends list?
Sitting across from me. ;)
Do you feel like dancing?
I feel like quoting a Scissor Sisters song right here.
How much money do you have on you?
Why, how much are you asking?
Do you sleep naked?
HAHAHAHA...no.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
No.
Do you burn easily in the sun?
I get weird and fall down in the sun, burning would be a step up.
What made you happy today?
Watching my cats talk to the birds.
Who were the last people you ate lunch with?
I don't eat lunch...but I last ate with my Mum and Nan, with The Puppy damn near standing on the table because they're taught her terrible things.
Where did your last hug take place?
Er, I don't know, the hallway, I guess.
Did you cry today?
No.
Plans for today?
Post this, heckle Idol while I finish my strip, check if it's raining, and then go from there. I never make plans.
Who do you love more than anything?
My Mumby and Nanny and pussycats and puppy and--you, baby, you. *wink wink*
I tag absolutely no one to do this one! Unless you want to, y'know. *awaits hitting*