See, it's funny because a lot of it is true.
by limitedbythesky
Monkeycakes's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 13% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 04:32:48 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:53:15 PM
Alco Money! : $ 568
Guests of Honour
silver_b is a hearty Muslim. silver_b drank 15 Absinthes.
sedjmier is a melancholy Hindu. sedjmier drank 18 Aftershocks.
sugar_spice2005 is a fufilled Atheist. sugar_spice2005 drank 14 Absinthes.
for_conception is an animated Atheist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. for_conception drank 8 Gins, 2 Whiskeys.
katscratched is a constipated Wiccan and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. katscratched drank 7 Mint Juleps.
alwyn_uu is an upbeat Taoist. alwyn_uu decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tinkx is a morose Muslim. tinkx drank 9 Vodkas, 5 Pilsners, 3 Brandys, 1 Cider.
ladypluto is an insane Taoist. ladypluto decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
emmerz_lee is an abominable Fundementalist Christian. emmerz_lee decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
_pisschrist is a jaded Atheist. _pisschrist drank 2 Ales, 2 Pulques, 1 White Wine.
Monkeycakes is an abominable Buddhist. Monkeycakes drank 5 White Russians, 2 Champagnes, 5 White Russians.
ondria is an obnoxious Muslim. ondria drank 1 Lager, 5 Absinthes, 1 Everclear, 1 Aftershock.
billies_blues is a hung-up Hindu who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. billies_blues drank 3 Ales, 2 Kahluas, 2 Everclears, 1 Red Wine, 3 Pulques.
nocat_nocradle is a rosy Hindu. nocat_nocradle drank 16 Ales, 3 Red Wines, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
brigittefires is an edgy Taoist and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. brigittefires drank 2 Pilsners.
Sick!
9 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to Monkeycakes's kitchen floor!
Fights
katscratched managed to provoke a frenzied attack from emmerz_lee after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested katscratched
As per usual _pisschrist was the first person to pass out in the party - emmerz_lee tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. _pisschrist is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like katscratched has found an eternal soulmate in sugar_spice2005. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called nocat_nocradle! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
During a game of truth or dare, sedjmier admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
the room stood in awe as billies_blues declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over silver_b's head.
Happy New Year!
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