crappy poo year?
One of those black guys was on tv today. It might've been on a chat show or something, it's hard to know. He was asked which three people he'd invite around to his house if he was having a New Year's Eve party. He probably is having a party, and I'd say a lot more than three people are invited, but he managed to whittle it down to three people anyway for the benefit of us, the show-watchers. His three people were:
Jada Pinkett (he didn't say "Smith" because, in his world, she doesn't roll like that)
Lucy Pinder
Ok, I can't remember the third person's name. She was a singer, I see her in those music videos all the time but it's not one of the obvious black female singers. You get the idea.
I thought to myself "what kind of conversations would they end up having?", but then realised that this guy's idea of a New Year's Eve party is just him having sex with three different women. I wondered then if there'd be some kind of "river crossing puzzle" issue of having to leave two of them together. Would they get on or would one of them get upset and leave? Again, my mistake here was assuming that he wasn't going to have sex with three of them at the same time, which of course was his intention all along (and not just because he's black).
So I tried to think up a similar list for myself; three women I'd like to "invite to a party", if you know what I mean. This is all I could come up with:
Zooey Deschanel
Simon Amstell
Jesus
Admittedly, it's not a great list. I had two other women in mind, but I'd feel bad leaving them together in another room while I disappoint the very soul out of Zooey Deschanel.
Jada Pinkett (he didn't say "Smith" because, in his world, she doesn't roll like that)
Lucy Pinder
Ok, I can't remember the third person's name. She was a singer, I see her in those music videos all the time but it's not one of the obvious black female singers. You get the idea.
I thought to myself "what kind of conversations would they end up having?", but then realised that this guy's idea of a New Year's Eve party is just him having sex with three different women. I wondered then if there'd be some kind of "river crossing puzzle" issue of having to leave two of them together. Would they get on or would one of them get upset and leave? Again, my mistake here was assuming that he wasn't going to have sex with three of them at the same time, which of course was his intention all along (and not just because he's black).
So I tried to think up a similar list for myself; three women I'd like to "invite to a party", if you know what I mean. This is all I could come up with:
Zooey Deschanel
Simon Amstell
Jesus
Admittedly, it's not a great list. I had two other women in mind, but I'd feel bad leaving them together in another room while I disappoint the very soul out of Zooey Deschanel.