Yeah, The Old Testament God Really Is A Dick
So, according to the mythology one of the plagues on Egypt to free the Jews was a plague of boils. I am now suffering with a chain of infected cysts in my left armpit and have no idea how I would deal with the pain and annoyance of having these damned things everywhere and no antibiotics to treat them. My only conclusion is that Yahweh is a dick and the pharaoh at the time was an idiot.