Mar 19, 2007 20:51
Last night I had an incredibly vivid dream. I was...The Batman. It was real and surreal at the same time. I remember being with Robin, the boy wonder, and it was his birthday. We were out patrolling the streets, and then we were found outside someones house....they didnt see us, but we probably made to much noise so they came out to investigate. Robin and I raced through the backyard and hid in a shed. Soon, we heard the guy creeping up on the shed, and I used my Batman skillz to stop my breathing. But he still decided to check the shed just incase, and as he opened it, Robin and I used our grapple hooks to burst through the roof and then into a warehouse.
Then, a sexy woman tipped us off that we were in fact in Joker's hideout. It was a large aquarium with tons of exotic sea animals. Robin and I got dunked in a tank and had to fend off some evil manatees. Eventually we made it passed and caught the Joker. Soon the sexy lady was revealed to be Catwoman. As Catwoman, Robin and I stood upon the roof tops, I watched as Robin reflected upon what he had accomplished during his young life. He was really sad that he couldn't spend his birthday with his parents, and I knew just how he felt.
I then turned to Catwoman, and told her how I was ready to turn in the cape and cowl, and be a regular man. I wanted to give Robin a dad that he really needed, also insinuating Catwoman settle down too, and we could be a family. And I think I was crying too. Yah see...really vivid.
But that wasnt our fate, and Catwoman let me know about it. We had a calling, a job to do.
Happy Birthday, Robin.