Other fun things to do
Tired of liter bugs and punk kids that feel that they need to run over anything in the road. This one cost a little bit of money but it is worth it. Go to McDonald's and order a couple happy meals, this will ensure that you get a large bag, and they usually stay put even when they are empty. Find an old piece of wood that is flat, preferably something not larger that an 8" x 5" chunk of plywood. Hammer in as many nails as you can find all of the way, until they protrude out the other side. Place the block of joy inside of the empty McDonald's bag with the fun sharp points sticking up and then set it in the road near any school that tickles your fancy. The higher the grade the better. You may want to video tape the fun to watch it over and over as the action happens quite fast. Plus the bonus is that when the car rolls over from the blown out tire, you can usually see that the McDonald's bag has been picked up from the road and is stuck to the tire of that little shit eating bastards Acura that mommy and daddy bought.
I also find it fun to hang out at a parking lot with a hypodermic syringe. Try this the next time you are bored. It's a hoot. Sneak up behind people and inject them with the syringe and tell them that they now have Hep C just like you, but, be sure to say it in a fun voice, like it is a fun thing. Just before they really lose it, tell them that you are only kidding and say that it is only Windex.
Grab an old pair of underwear and smear some chocolate pudding in the back and then go try on clothing at a busy department store. Every so often, walk out in your underwear and ask if they have the item in a more forgiving color.
Nursing homes are a never ending source of entertainment. I say nothing spells fun like the elderly and firecrackers. Next time you are looking to have fun with the old and frail, look no further your local indian reservation for enjoyment with a fuse. Dress up like an orderly, no one will ever suspect you. Just before bed time these old cocksuckers are always looking for charity. As you help them to their bed and fluff up their pillows, try this. Just as they put their head down place a bottle rocket under their pillow and lite the fuse. Say good night and quickly walk out of the room and turn off the light. It will take about 30 seconds before their lives are enriched with laughter, but it will be worth it.
I also find it fun to hang out at a parking lot with a hypodermic syringe. Try this the next time you are bored. It's a hoot. Sneak up behind people and inject them with the syringe and tell them that they now have Hep C just like you, but, be sure to say it in a fun voice, like it is a fun thing. Just before they really lose it, tell them that you are only kidding and say that it is only Windex.
Grab an old pair of underwear and smear some chocolate pudding in the back and then go try on clothing at a busy department store. Every so often, walk out in your underwear and ask if they have the item in a more forgiving color.
Nursing homes are a never ending source of entertainment. I say nothing spells fun like the elderly and firecrackers. Next time you are looking to have fun with the old and frail, look no further your local indian reservation for enjoyment with a fuse. Dress up like an orderly, no one will ever suspect you. Just before bed time these old cocksuckers are always looking for charity. As you help them to their bed and fluff up their pillows, try this. Just as they put their head down place a bottle rocket under their pillow and lite the fuse. Say good night and quickly walk out of the room and turn off the light. It will take about 30 seconds before their lives are enriched with laughter, but it will be worth it.