Le tour
So this year's tour is up and racing. Its not going as well as i hoped, everyone was touting Jan as a real contender this year and so far he is 8th, 1min 36secs behind the lead. I'm just happy that poofter pants Lance is not winning atm and that his skanky slut faced Sheryl Crow has stepped away from the camera for two seconds. Go Jens Voigt!!! I'm very disappointed that Vinokourov has been deemed team leader of T-Mobile ahead of Jan :(. Sheryl Crow pisses me off: why does she ride in the fucking officials car at the front of the peloton with her ugly fucking head sticking out of the sun roof??? Why does she give interviews for television stations when she is a shithouse pop singer with no knowledge of the world of professional cycling??? It shits me to tears! I want to stab her in the fanny with a hattori hanzo!
Anyway... life has been cruising along. Me and dave went on a romantic getaway to the Llama farm at apollo bay. it was awesome! I would love to go back there and do more dancing on watertanks and patting llamas and watching docos about teenage nudists. And Dave is tops!
I had a job interview last week in the victorian office of multiculturalist something-or-other. I really hope i get it. It will be a two step promotion of sorts and a 10k payrise. So everyone keep your fingers crossed for me!
I love poker! Joel just got the world poker tour series 1 and 2 on dvd and battle of the champions and ladies night. So lots of poker is circulating. I hate Gus Hansen and Bob Stupak. He's the ugliest mother fucker alive.
Quiz time:
*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Anita the queen of sex
2. NICKNAME: nini, neets, neety, neeta, etc
3. EYES: blue/grey and they change colour depending on the day!
4. HEIGHT: 158cms
5. HAIR: currently black and blonde with lots of regrowth. re0w
6. SIBLINGS: 2 brothers.
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?: only when singing 'total eclipse of the heart'
9. BIRTHDATE: 16.01.1982
10. SIGN: Capricorn
11. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: hawthorn, above a fish and chip shop, in a pigsty
12. WHERE DO WANT TO LIVE?: here, but cleaner
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. SHOE SIZe: 5 or 6 usually
15. YOU EVER CHEATED?: yes, years ago though
*******FAVORITE QUESTIONS*******
16. Girl: Katherine i'd say
17. Guy: David
18. ANIMAL: fishies and chiuauas or however you spell it
19. MOVIE: amelie. its so cute!
20. SONG: Me and bobby mcgee - Janis Joplin
21. BAND/SINGER: i have many
22. TV SHOW: The oc, pimp my ride, lost, changing rooms (the british one), antiques roadshow
23. ACTOR: johnny depp. he's the hottest thing since sliced bread
24. ACTRESS: briana banks and jenna jameson haha
25. FOOD: dave burgers! (and no that isn't some sex reference, its a burger)
26. NUMBER: 7 or 12
27. SOAP OPERA: the oc
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: i hate disney characters. they should all be sent to the gas chamber
29.COLOR: black and pink
*******LOVE LIFE ETC*******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN? yes some day
31.DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING HITCHED? yes some day
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD? late 20s/early 30s
33. DO YOU HAVE A BF OR GF? yes David, he's a fox
34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: yes. its squishy and smells like fish
35. DO LIKE YOUNGER/OLDER GUYS/GIRLS? errr a couple of years either way is fine
36. IS THE PERSON YOU LIKE OLDER/YOUNGER? a few months younger
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: yes. but dont tell anyone
*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. MUSIC/TV: I'm addicted to both
39. GUYS/GIRLS: i like to fuck boys. i like to be friends with both
40. GREEN/BLUE: blue
41. PINK/PURPLE: pink
42. SUMMER/WINTER: i like to snuggle in winter and lounge in summer
43. NIGHT/DAY: both, but definitely not morning!
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: chillin
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: funny
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: cream your(my/his/her/thier) jeans
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO? the school of penis
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS? yes. although i'm trying to cut back now
49. EVER SMOKED: yes. but i haven't had a whole cigarette for six weeks now. go team anita!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: ask dave ;)
******Best People **********
*NICEST: Katherine. she's a gem
*FUNNIEST: Joel
*CUNTIEST: Joel. he's a cunt and he loves it
*HAPPIEST: Jake, things are going his way
*LOUDEST: Well Dave does like to talk...
*STRANGEST: David.
*CARING: Katherine.
*BEST PERSONALITY: too hard to pick one!
*ALL-AROUND PERSON : David, Katherine, Jake, Joel
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST? David, Katherine, Jake, Michelle
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? I dunno, seems like a bit of a wank to me
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: hmm it depends if its your partner does it too and what kind of flirting it is, but in general terms i dont think its a good idea.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT? well i suffer from depression so i cry semi-regularly despite the meds
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU LAUGHED ABOUT?: probably something dave and i were crapping on about
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: yes and no
58. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE? everyone would have enough money and food to get by and Paris Hilton and Sheryl Crow would be dead.
59. WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU WANT TO VISIT MOST?: Russia
60. WHAT'S SOMETHING(S)YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: Food, air, water
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: silver. but i'm not really into jewellery
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Diamonds are a scam! boycott them!
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE?: sunset
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: no :(
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: only dave
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? yes. and they are my friends
67. WHAT KIND OF UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? none! i just got out of bed...
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Elton John - tiny dancer
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 2353
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: frankston
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: dont know
72. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET MARRIED?: graceland
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: tour de france, but no other cycling. just the tour
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: lots of things...
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: i can't afford cds :(
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: no.
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: suck harder haha
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: i won a scholarship for uni
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: get rich, get married, pop one out
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD: dunno, tonsilitis or alcohol poisoning maybe. depression's pretty bad too.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY/SCARY MOVIES?: i like both. Shawn of the dead is the perfect combo
82. TALKIN ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON: person
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: hugs
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST? sperm birds - try again
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING: friends and family. i dont know who specifically
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES? probably
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? that i will be poor forever
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS? rich. fame can suck my balls
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: bath time!
90. IF YOU WERE DYING WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH? everyone
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY?: yes. they molested me
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO..? i would tell him he's fucked and close the door
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE PERSON YOU LIKED? earlier today
95. WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS? poo@scat.com
96. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED? its a constant reminder of my weaknesses and shortcomings...
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? nope. but my liver is pretty fucked
98. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: well i stole it off Lucas' journal, it wasn't sent per se
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON? he's a crazy cunt
100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? if they want
Anyway... life has been cruising along. Me and dave went on a romantic getaway to the Llama farm at apollo bay. it was awesome! I would love to go back there and do more dancing on watertanks and patting llamas and watching docos about teenage nudists. And Dave is tops!
I had a job interview last week in the victorian office of multiculturalist something-or-other. I really hope i get it. It will be a two step promotion of sorts and a 10k payrise. So everyone keep your fingers crossed for me!
I love poker! Joel just got the world poker tour series 1 and 2 on dvd and battle of the champions and ladies night. So lots of poker is circulating. I hate Gus Hansen and Bob Stupak. He's the ugliest mother fucker alive.
Quiz time:
*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Anita the queen of sex
2. NICKNAME: nini, neets, neety, neeta, etc
3. EYES: blue/grey and they change colour depending on the day!
4. HEIGHT: 158cms
5. HAIR: currently black and blonde with lots of regrowth. re0w
6. SIBLINGS: 2 brothers.
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?: only when singing 'total eclipse of the heart'
9. BIRTHDATE: 16.01.1982
10. SIGN: Capricorn
11. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: hawthorn, above a fish and chip shop, in a pigsty
12. WHERE DO WANT TO LIVE?: here, but cleaner
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right
14. SHOE SIZe: 5 or 6 usually
15. YOU EVER CHEATED?: yes, years ago though
*******FAVORITE QUESTIONS*******
16. Girl: Katherine i'd say
17. Guy: David
18. ANIMAL: fishies and chiuauas or however you spell it
19. MOVIE: amelie. its so cute!
20. SONG: Me and bobby mcgee - Janis Joplin
21. BAND/SINGER: i have many
22. TV SHOW: The oc, pimp my ride, lost, changing rooms (the british one), antiques roadshow
23. ACTOR: johnny depp. he's the hottest thing since sliced bread
24. ACTRESS: briana banks and jenna jameson haha
25. FOOD: dave burgers! (and no that isn't some sex reference, its a burger)
26. NUMBER: 7 or 12
27. SOAP OPERA: the oc
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: i hate disney characters. they should all be sent to the gas chamber
29.COLOR: black and pink
*******LOVE LIFE ETC*******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN? yes some day
31.DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING HITCHED? yes some day
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD? late 20s/early 30s
33. DO YOU HAVE A BF OR GF? yes David, he's a fox
34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: yes. its squishy and smells like fish
35. DO LIKE YOUNGER/OLDER GUYS/GIRLS? errr a couple of years either way is fine
36. IS THE PERSON YOU LIKE OLDER/YOUNGER? a few months younger
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: yes. but dont tell anyone
*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. MUSIC/TV: I'm addicted to both
39. GUYS/GIRLS: i like to fuck boys. i like to be friends with both
40. GREEN/BLUE: blue
41. PINK/PURPLE: pink
42. SUMMER/WINTER: i like to snuggle in winter and lounge in summer
43. NIGHT/DAY: both, but definitely not morning!
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: chillin
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: funny
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: cream your(my/his/her/thier) jeans
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO? the school of penis
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS? yes. although i'm trying to cut back now
49. EVER SMOKED: yes. but i haven't had a whole cigarette for six weeks now. go team anita!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: ask dave ;)
******Best People **********
*NICEST: Katherine. she's a gem
*FUNNIEST: Joel
*CUNTIEST: Joel. he's a cunt and he loves it
*HAPPIEST: Jake, things are going his way
*LOUDEST: Well Dave does like to talk...
*STRANGEST: David.
*CARING: Katherine.
*BEST PERSONALITY: too hard to pick one!
*ALL-AROUND PERSON : David, Katherine, Jake, Joel
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST? David, Katherine, Jake, Michelle
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES? I dunno, seems like a bit of a wank to me
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: hmm it depends if its your partner does it too and what kind of flirting it is, but in general terms i dont think its a good idea.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT? well i suffer from depression so i cry semi-regularly despite the meds
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU LAUGHED ABOUT?: probably something dave and i were crapping on about
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: yes and no
58. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE? everyone would have enough money and food to get by and Paris Hilton and Sheryl Crow would be dead.
59. WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU WANT TO VISIT MOST?: Russia
60. WHAT'S SOMETHING(S)YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: Food, air, water
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: silver. but i'm not really into jewellery
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: Diamonds are a scam! boycott them!
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE?: sunset
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: no :(
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: only dave
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? yes. and they are my friends
67. WHAT KIND OF UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? none! i just got out of bed...
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Elton John - tiny dancer
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER: 2353
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: frankston
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: dont know
72. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET MARRIED?: graceland
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: tour de france, but no other cycling. just the tour
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY: lots of things...
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: i can't afford cds :(
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: no.
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: suck harder haha
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: i won a scholarship for uni
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: get rich, get married, pop one out
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD: dunno, tonsilitis or alcohol poisoning maybe. depression's pretty bad too.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY/SCARY MOVIES?: i like both. Shawn of the dead is the perfect combo
82. TALKIN ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON: person
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: hugs
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST? sperm birds - try again
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING: friends and family. i dont know who specifically
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES? probably
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? that i will be poor forever
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS? rich. fame can suck my balls
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: bath time!
90. IF YOU WERE DYING WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WITH? everyone
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY?: yes. they molested me
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO..? i would tell him he's fucked and close the door
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE PERSON YOU LIKED? earlier today
95. WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS? poo@scat.com
96. LAST TIME YOU WERE DEPRESSED? its a constant reminder of my weaknesses and shortcomings...
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? nope. but my liver is pretty fucked
98. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: well i stole it off Lucas' journal, it wasn't sent per se
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON? he's a crazy cunt
100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? if they want