Urgh...
Time for my annual Public Service Announcement on dress sense and weather.
Ladies - I am aware that the sun is shining, and that it is unseasonably warm out there. I am also aware that you have been stuck in Glasgow for the duration of one of the most unpleasant* winters in recent memory.
Please Note: When you choose to sunbathe halfway up the concrete steps, you may not realise the extent to which you are flashing your undercarriage, particularly when you doze off.
Now, I'm fairly gentlemanly, for a monkey - were I single, and desirous of a look at your knickers, I'd do the decent thing and get you drunk first. As it is, I'm happily married, and (crucially) have absolutely no wish to see your knickers.
Thank you for your kind attention during this announcement. Normal service will be resumed shortly.
*Unpleasant, cold, but strangely beautiful.
_
Ladies - I am aware that the sun is shining, and that it is unseasonably warm out there. I am also aware that you have been stuck in Glasgow for the duration of one of the most unpleasant* winters in recent memory.
Please Note: When you choose to sunbathe halfway up the concrete steps, you may not realise the extent to which you are flashing your undercarriage, particularly when you doze off.
Now, I'm fairly gentlemanly, for a monkey - were I single, and desirous of a look at your knickers, I'd do the decent thing and get you drunk first. As it is, I'm happily married, and (crucially) have absolutely no wish to see your knickers.
Thank you for your kind attention during this announcement. Normal service will be resumed shortly.
*Unpleasant, cold, but strangely beautiful.
_