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[monkey_kate]

I will reply to comments, and your entries soon...BUT..

When I got home tonight, I had a parcel. I opened it up and saw a red box with hearts and thought "Oh, Dave DID get me something for valentines day! It just didn't turn up on time!"

So I opened it up and there was...

...a free chylamdia testing kit, sent by the Primary Care Trust.

D'oh.

Comments

[karohi]

Oh nice...! I was expecting it to be something from your secret admirer!

[monkey_kate]

Unless he's just given me HIS chylamdia kit. Romantic!

I text Dave and told him, and he's not even ashamed that I got that excited over amysterious box, thinking he may have done something thoughtful for once. I don't think he'll ever get me a bloody present.x

[candylove]

Haha that's so funny! How mean of them to do that!

[monkey_kate]

I know. It's almost like they did it on purpose. So to pay them back they can just..have my wee in a tube!x

[estelle]

They probably did. This way people take note of it, even if they're pissed. ;)

[monkey_kate]

Well, yes. I suppose I just played into their hands!

(Unless I didn't screw the lid on properly and they get a wee soaked envelope).x

[anonymous]

I wish I'd been sent a free Chylmadia testing kit. Heck, I sometimes even wish I had chylmadia.

J.

[monkey_kate]

If you were 18-24 you'd get one. And chylamdia. And a pony.x

[cherrybomb07]

Ahahahaha, that is hilarious! How cruel of them to package it like a Valentine though, the sneaky buggers!

[monkey_kate]

..and they wrote a poem,

"Roses are red, violents are blue, one in ten people have chylamdia, don't let it be you."

It was touching.x

[mygirlx]

hehehehe bless!!

[monkey_kate]

But I'm still presentless!x