In other news.
I'm in loooove.
And it is driving me crazy. She's intelligent, warm and sweet, beautiful long brown hair, eyes like molten pools of raw seduction, and soooo pretty! But I'm a damned monkey - with a huge fear of rejection (probably brought about by, oh, I don't know, maybe a profound sense of abandonment at being exiled from the home planet at a tender age - all in the name of "research"). I'm bound to just get stupidly hurt again.
I wonder if she'll make an exception to the normal human rule of not cyberdating monkeys. No reason to suppose so, although she seems fond of animals, women who go for this particular animal are a tragic rarity. Still, I eke out an existence based on hope. And watching Fight Club (again, and again, and again).
And then, my filmic viewing raises this valid point:
"We're a generation of men raised by women: I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer...."
Tyler Durden
PS - Human genetic engineers, please can you find a way to make female monkeys by at -least- 3 orders of magnitude.