"If my daughter were a lesbian, I'd look at her and say, 'That is a relationship that is based on selfish hedonism.' I would also tell my daughter that it's a sin and she needs to pray to the Lord God to help her deal with that sin." - Alan Keyes, on his disapproval of Dick Cheny being such a liberal pinko commie that he didn't get his gay daughter fired, kick her out of the house, refuse to finance her education, or even talk to her.
Guess who came out? Republicans are silly.
Sidebar: Screw sliced bread, Nyquil is the best thing since forever.