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[monkey_brains]

How you turned my world, you precious thing

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[whatadisaster]

Your kidney is pulsating? Wow. That's freaky.

[monkey_brains]

yes, it sounds freaky, and feels freakier.

[whatadisaster]

like getting shot in the kidney like you said? how does it feel to get shot? must. . .be. . .nice. :/

[monkey_brains]

well, stabbed, and i've never been stabbed, but i'm sure that's what it would feel like. it hurts very very much. no pain now, just weird kidney throbbing. I'm tempted to rip it out and scold it in the open air, but that might hurt more than being stabbed.

[whatadisaster]

yeah, that sounds pretty bad. are you an aztec or something? they made sacrifices like that. "do it for haysus!" i would say one of their gods names, but they were spelled all funky and i'm such a spelling elitist, that i would just anger myself trying to spell one. uhduoechorotiroetuj!!!!!

[monkey_brains]

yes, i am an aztec. one of my gods' name starts with huitzi-something or other. that's as far as I know. he is the god of blood and destruction. bloooooooooooooood......

[whatadisaster]

huitzicoochie? i think that's a country linedance. i'm pretty sure. but either way, awesome. . .oh you crazy aztecs, liking the blood and whatnot.

sorry, i'm like rambling. this is what happens when i wake up early, i hope you don't mind. hahaha!

[monkey_brains]

no worries, this is what happens when i sleep for three hours and my body refuses to let me have anymore

[whatadisaster]

yeah, we suck. i woke up like 4 times last night. went back to bed all said times and just woke up an hour later. ugh!

[monkey_brains]

eh, sleep is for suckers anyway. those dummies and their 16 hour days.... who needs 'em?!?!

[whatadisaster]

awwwww! hahahahaha!

it's odd to think there are people out there that have hours that long. i don't think i'd be able to survive. i like knowing i can get a good night's rest when i actually can, well, rest.