The Lowest Common Denominator

[monkey0science]

As I've stated (and yelled, and announced, and proudly proclaimed), I am from Columbia, South Carolina. I have a pathologically dangerously high IQ, some talent, and a dog. I'm a real human being.

I would like to point out, as a proud South Carolinian, that We Are Not All Like This.

Seriously. I'd like to plan a field trip back home and burn her house down, y'all.

That's all for now. I'm sure I'll have more after finals are over.