What This Means
*If you write a list of anonymous quips to peeps, I will not know which one is mine, so I will assume by default that none are.
*If you wink at me, I will not know what it means.
*If you flirt with me in more than an innocent manner, I generally assume I'm being screwed with, if there's no pre-existing understanding.
*If you walk up to me on the street and start propositioning me, if I can't walk faster than you, I will start defending before you can start talking.
*I don't get jokes.
*I don't get innuendo unless it's verbal.
*I don't understand facial expressions. A smile can mean 1000 things, and I've only known them to mean 3 or 4.
*I generally assume the worst, accept it, and prepare a contingency before the thought of the best outcome or overall success even enters my mind.
*I generally assume that people will lie.
*I generally assume that no one knows what I'm talking about.
*I generally assume that no one is going to give me a straight answer.
*I generally assume that people are hiding something.
...I think I might be paranoid.
*If you wink at me, I will not know what it means.
*If you flirt with me in more than an innocent manner, I generally assume I'm being screwed with, if there's no pre-existing understanding.
*If you walk up to me on the street and start propositioning me, if I can't walk faster than you, I will start defending before you can start talking.
*I don't get jokes.
*I don't get innuendo unless it's verbal.
*I don't understand facial expressions. A smile can mean 1000 things, and I've only known them to mean 3 or 4.
*I generally assume the worst, accept it, and prepare a contingency before the thought of the best outcome or overall success even enters my mind.
*I generally assume that people will lie.
*I generally assume that no one knows what I'm talking about.
*I generally assume that no one is going to give me a straight answer.
*I generally assume that people are hiding something.
...I think I might be paranoid.