No word on whether dressing up like Riley will make me find you attractive...
A recent study shows that dressing up like a Vampire will not get you chicks.
The report diagnosed several symptoms of gothic confusion - from the fact that the color black doesn't suit overweight people, to the seductiveness of a death-like pallor.
"Sure, I kinda dig on girls who look like they're passing through the early stages of rigor mortis," said one research subject, who didn't wish to be named. "I try to ignore the fact that my attraction to white porcelain beauties has any connection to the effect of gravity pulling blood to the bottom of a recently deceased corpse."
The report diagnosed several symptoms of gothic confusion - from the fact that the color black doesn't suit overweight people, to the seductiveness of a death-like pallor.
"Sure, I kinda dig on girls who look like they're passing through the early stages of rigor mortis," said one research subject, who didn't wish to be named. "I try to ignore the fact that my attraction to white porcelain beauties has any connection to the effect of gravity pulling blood to the bottom of a recently deceased corpse."