secrets

[monkeejunkie]

(Those of you who watch Conan, say that as it is said on his show.)

I own Mary-Kate and Ashley movies.

I buy Archie comics whenever I see them in the checkout aisle.

I use wrinkle cream.

I am so paranoid about identity theft that I won't throw my bills away.

I have cried at a TV commercial before.

Pee Wee's Playhouse still cracks me up.

I really dig Fairly Oddparents.

I didn't file state taxes in 2000.

Sometimes on car trips my sister and I belt out Debbie Gibson songs.

I carry the e-mail address a certain man wrote on a Burger King napkin for me close to two years ago in my wallet.

I own two pieces of pornographic material.

I sleep with a teddy bear.

I saw Stand By Me when I was 6 and thought it was funny because the boys said "pussy". It is still my favorite movie.

I am ashamed to say that given a news link and a link about Britney Spears, I'd more than likely pick Britney.

I bitch about politics, but I don't vote.