mall w/ my sweet tiffany pie
well today we mostly went shopping. mom frank and i went to walmart, and while i was looking at deoderant, i saw nicole and we ended up walking around together and we got some McDs and folders, so that was pretty cool. then mom drove me to the mall and i went to hot topic to find a present, and dammit they didnt have it. so i started walking to the theatre to see if tiff was working and yes idiot worked. she didnt take a break yet so she asked for one and we stopped to get a pretzel. it was so funny 'uh i think my mom wants a garlic pretzel' him: 'are you sure its your mom or YOU?' haha got me there. then we went to see someone but they werent there so we went all the way around the building and tiff showed me a fire exit to go through a shortcut, and it was dark in there. tiff scared me so i ran through the building screaming 'IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD POPCORN!!' freaking out, and tiff laughed the whole time, and i slammed the door open and ran right into some old man who was like...holding me ew and i got up and was like 'im SO sorry' i almost broke his hip haha.
then we went to see puppies but we couldnt cuz 'were not 18' fagget argh. there was about to be a fight between tiffs friends and some wiggers. omg the wiggers, i hate wiggers. the one guy was walking and talking all ghetto and i yelled after him 'dont you see? your WHITE' but i dont think he heard me lol. then he took off his shirt and threw it on the ground and the other kid got all in his face, but nothing happened. they kept threatening each other, the wiggers and tiffs friends, so then me and tiff went outside and they were all smoking...me not included yup and i held a BABY and its diaper was...popping, disgusting. but yea and the ghetto chick in the really small pink shorts and ripped pink shirt err, all of them were saying 'imma beat motherfuckers ass' and all this stuff and im like this is lame lets go.
so tiff clocks back in and me and her go buy a cup for a quarter and i get some coke and buy some skittles, and were just talking. we stood by the ticket thing and OMG HAHAHA there was a guy that slammed the door open to get out of the bathroom and he was buttoning up his pants and the door slammed open so hard it bumped into the wall and slammed RIGHT back into him, and it was so funny he got hit hard and like lost his balance and staggered a little. best part was he tried to play it off. he kept walking all cool like nothing happened, while me and tiff are laughing so hard, i was on the floor and i couldnt breathe hahaha it was so cool. i couldnt stop laughing, and tiff was gonna go show me what he did again but he kept looking at her, and he knew we were laughing at him so tiff was walking around in circles in front of the bathroom, she looked like a hyena hahaha. then mom calls and tells me to leave. 'okay bye. oh wait is that okay if i...mom? MOM??' hahaha oh man. i miss tiff, im gonna go to the mall again soon to see her fo rizzle that was so funny. and tomorrow i might hang out w/ bri, so this weekend wont be such a waste. then tuesday is my BIRTHDAY oh yea, cant skip school or nothing, so its just gonna be school, drill team, then go home and sit on my ass watching tv. yay.
later
then we went to see puppies but we couldnt cuz 'were not 18' fagget argh. there was about to be a fight between tiffs friends and some wiggers. omg the wiggers, i hate wiggers. the one guy was walking and talking all ghetto and i yelled after him 'dont you see? your WHITE' but i dont think he heard me lol. then he took off his shirt and threw it on the ground and the other kid got all in his face, but nothing happened. they kept threatening each other, the wiggers and tiffs friends, so then me and tiff went outside and they were all smoking...me not included yup and i held a BABY and its diaper was...popping, disgusting. but yea and the ghetto chick in the really small pink shorts and ripped pink shirt err, all of them were saying 'imma beat motherfuckers ass' and all this stuff and im like this is lame lets go.
so tiff clocks back in and me and her go buy a cup for a quarter and i get some coke and buy some skittles, and were just talking. we stood by the ticket thing and OMG HAHAHA there was a guy that slammed the door open to get out of the bathroom and he was buttoning up his pants and the door slammed open so hard it bumped into the wall and slammed RIGHT back into him, and it was so funny he got hit hard and like lost his balance and staggered a little. best part was he tried to play it off. he kept walking all cool like nothing happened, while me and tiff are laughing so hard, i was on the floor and i couldnt breathe hahaha it was so cool. i couldnt stop laughing, and tiff was gonna go show me what he did again but he kept looking at her, and he knew we were laughing at him so tiff was walking around in circles in front of the bathroom, she looked like a hyena hahaha. then mom calls and tells me to leave. 'okay bye. oh wait is that okay if i...mom? MOM??' hahaha oh man. i miss tiff, im gonna go to the mall again soon to see her fo rizzle that was so funny. and tomorrow i might hang out w/ bri, so this weekend wont be such a waste. then tuesday is my BIRTHDAY oh yea, cant skip school or nothing, so its just gonna be school, drill team, then go home and sit on my ass watching tv. yay.
later