the perfect hangover cure
friday i got ruhl drunk. saturday started like i was living a sitcom and it was the part where you wake up and genuinely have to take stock of the room to decode your life.
none of that is really important except to frame what happened next. so like midday i'm still really hungover and my friends are going to see slumdog, which i've already seen but i like it so i decide to hop on the broadway bus and head down to the century movie theater. while on the bus, i was given the gift that is 3 old women cursing eachother out loudly. right in front of me.
here is what i caught/remember:
(there are two old white ladies in fur lined hats and coats standing up at the front of the bus near the door. sitting down right next to the one farthest from the door is an old black lady who is yelling at them)
Old black lady:(referring to something i missed) you just disrespected that woman! she was askin you for help and you just stood there with yo ignorance!
Old white lady #2: whaat did she sayyy?
old white lady #1: (dismissive)she wasnt moving fast enough!
obl: well you're sayin that cuz you're and ignorant bitch!
owl1: that woman was old!
obl: well what the fuck do you think you are ya old bitch! old! you old! shit you're older than me!
owl#2:...whaaat did she sayyy??
owl#1: she got by just fine on her own.
obl: no, fuck that! you mothafuckas think you're too good to help someone out? you just stood there and looked at her with your nose in the air you stuck up bitch!
owl#2: what is she griping about noww??
owl#1: who knows, this is our stop.
(they leave)
(a different lady gets up and high fives the old black lady.)
for real real.
not for play play.
none of that is really important except to frame what happened next. so like midday i'm still really hungover and my friends are going to see slumdog, which i've already seen but i like it so i decide to hop on the broadway bus and head down to the century movie theater. while on the bus, i was given the gift that is 3 old women cursing eachother out loudly. right in front of me.
here is what i caught/remember:
(there are two old white ladies in fur lined hats and coats standing up at the front of the bus near the door. sitting down right next to the one farthest from the door is an old black lady who is yelling at them)
Old black lady:(referring to something i missed) you just disrespected that woman! she was askin you for help and you just stood there with yo ignorance!
Old white lady #2: whaat did she sayyy?
old white lady #1: (dismissive)she wasnt moving fast enough!
obl: well you're sayin that cuz you're and ignorant bitch!
owl1: that woman was old!
obl: well what the fuck do you think you are ya old bitch! old! you old! shit you're older than me!
owl#2:...whaaat did she sayyy??
owl#1: she got by just fine on her own.
obl: no, fuck that! you mothafuckas think you're too good to help someone out? you just stood there and looked at her with your nose in the air you stuck up bitch!
owl#2: what is she griping about noww??
owl#1: who knows, this is our stop.
(they leave)
(a different lady gets up and high fives the old black lady.)
for real real.
not for play play.