LEGEND OF MAYFIELD I: The Sinister Shanghai Shuffle!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[BACKDATED TO OCTOBER 21 (Before "It Came from the Dairy Aisle" Event)]

[PHONE(Morning, OPEN TO ALL)] [ACTION - A(LOCKED TO HOUSEMATES)]

[Hey, Picky. Remember that drone father in your house when you woke up yesterday? The one with the nice blue Avery vest and grey slacks?]

[He's been replaced, and his replacement is currently down in the

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[hintcoinplz]

[Luke is not entirely sure if it's a good idea to talk to this person, but finally curiosity gets the better of him.]

Um, sir...are you all right? Doesn't that hurt?

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu looks over and down to the little boy. But he's still crosseyed.]

Certainly not! My feet are fully protected by the noble sacrifice of these loafing pennies!

[Those do look like penny loafers on his feet, there.]

[hintcoinplz]

Uh, right...that still looks sort of uncomfortable.

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu brings a fist up over his head in a dramatic gesture, enthusiastic as ever!]

The ways of Key-Fu demand a mind and body impervious to the poking of unpleasantness! One can not hope to be the tupperware of the world, protecting it from the odious odors of hooligans, without such integrity!

[hintcoinplz]

[And Luke watches in awe.]

...I didn't really catch all that, but that's pretty impressive, sir!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[If he had his Key rune with him, it would have been accompanied with a dramatic lens flare! He's more than willing to clarify himself, though.]

I speak of the eternal conflict between the magnificent and maleficent! The fondue pot of Benedictine and deviled eggs! The tango of tribulations!

[Or ... try to, at any rate.]

[hintcoinplz]

Again, not all that sure what that means, but good luck with all that! It sounds really serious!

[monk_of_keyfu]

Indeed! The fate of the Coil of Mortality is not for the faint of butt!