dear diary, yesterday a man on the internet wrote me this:
Date: Mar 3, 2005 09:38 AM
Subject: HEycutIE
Body: hey whats up MA* this is be the one N only BETA i just stop by 2 show u some LUV* kuzz i couldn't resist my self ;-) deeyuummm girl holla at ur boie ;-)
so elequent!* does this mean we're going out???
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* MAY 27th. several months after the fact:was i drunk when i wrote this?? i spelled eloquent wrong, while making fun of someone for sounding uneducated. this is so meta i might explode...
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omgiwishididntliketheinternetANYWAY
i'm going to fetch louise in 3 hours!!! omg i love louise (even more than my new internet boyfriend). i think we're going to look at every museum + rock show in dc, and maybe i'll take her to SECRET SUPÉRIEUR radiocpr headquarters, because i'm supposed to interview this japanese band called "
na". while i haven't listened to their stuff yet, i can tell they're good based on this song decription:
Kazu repeatedly calls out “You can do it” in this song in Japanese many times. Cheer up!! You can do it!!
now, while everyone else's weekend will be like this:
mine will be even better than peter sellers in drag:
omg you can do it.
p.s. dear josh: YOU CAN DO IT = gambarimasuyo!!! and remember, the syllable "su" is pronounced like the "u" almost isn't there.
p.p.s. i'm writing a song about skeletor in japanese, but i can't remember any other words right now, so this is all i've got:
sukeretoru! itadakimasu-yo!!
anata ga shimobukure desu
kedo
dai kawaii na neko yo!!!!
it means (loosely):
skeletor! let's eat, yo!!
my love, you have a fat face
but you are the cutest cat, yo!!