i am a man, you know
the pants i'm wearing today cause me nothing but problems. i didn't notice when i left this morning, but when i sit down, they bunch up so it looks like i have a stiffie. i keep trying to flatten them down, but then i'm afraid the librarians will think i'm just groping myself. in fact, one was just staring at my faux-boner not more than 3 minutes ago. i'm hoping she knows it isn't real. i don't need them getting any ideas.
my life is so difficult.
my life is so difficult.