Survey Time
2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend: Yes.
a lover: Yes.
a celebrity: No.
congress/house/reps: No.
the president/leader of your country: No.
2902. Why are cigarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell cigarettes when they are so unhealthy and dangerous? They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.
Because money rules the world.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
Sometimes.
2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
Batman?
2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
I don't really care. I'm not a big fan of Superman.
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
Sometimes, yes.
2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
Doritos
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
Ha.
2911. Should I stop making questions with multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
God, yes.
2912. What gives your ego a boost?
When people flirt with or compliment me, much like any other person.
2913. What knocks your ego down?
Pretty much any insult.
2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live.
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
............ I've never seen it.
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway? Is this democracy?
On paper it is. The rich rule this country.
2917. Imagine you have two choices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.
OR
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guarantee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose? WHY?
2. I'm not sure I could live without books.
2918. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
Societal rules/models/norms, blah blah blah
2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
What? No.
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
It gets their attention.
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male acquaintance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I'd tell her she should stop talking to him.
2922. What do you represent?
Me.
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: I like you.
slippers: I don't care enough to get you a real gift.
candles: See above.
diamond necklace: I love you, although someone shouldn't have to buy diamonds to say this.
gift certificate: Want to get you something, but don't want to get you something you won't like.
cash: See above.
books: I care about you and know you'll like this!
2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number? If yes of what?
Yes! And god, I don't remember.
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
Too long.
2926. What have you been caught doing?
Lots of things. Doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing.
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Sure.
2928. Do you have any gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
Probably, but I'm not going to get up to find some.
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
Depends on what it is. I skip most, but assembly instructions I'll read.
2930. Will you ever reach your full potential?
Most probably not.
2931. Who is your biggest fan?
My dad? I don't know.
2932. Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you?
I only take care of myself. And same answer.
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
No, and yes. That's their job.
2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
Oh no. It's just me.
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
Probably a little heart. But I wouldn't do that anyway.
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I can make water lilies.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
Talk to her.
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Probably nothing at all.
2939. Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought?
Sure to all.
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
No. Bake sales are cool.
2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentence? Did you know that they are considering making this a show? Would you watch it?
That is awful. And no, but a lot of people probably would.
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
I don't remember.
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( I miss Saturday morning cartoons so much.
2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
No. You're a stupid bitch.
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
I... I really don't know. O_o
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how?
Um... Stay in my apartment. Sorry work. Not risking getting killed by walking everywhere.
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
I don't know... I mean, they're awful, but that's a little harsh...
2947. If you are a girl have you ever experienced penis envy? If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
Sometimes, when I have to pee outside or want to fuck a girl. And woah, why is the girls "Do you wish you had a penis" but the guys is "Would you be able to live without a penis?" Jesus Christ, this country sucks.
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)
What class am I teaching? BE SPECIFIC!!
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
I would just be myself. That's how I've gotten all my other jobs.
2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
Adblock. Look into it.
2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
Ask someone if I can borrow their cell phone. But seriously, who doesn't have a cell phone nowadays?
2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
Maybe an hour? Actually, a little longer cus I have to fold my laundry.
2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
The Batcave.
2954. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee). There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
No idea.
2955. Where ARE the wild things?
In your head.
2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
I don't have any cds anymore, so...
2957. Let's play Jeopardy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-) I'll give some answers..you give the questions. Ready? Begin. The answer is:
Purple: What is my favorite color?
Yellow: What color shirt am I wearing right now?
Candle: What would be very useful during a power outage?
Pepsi: What is the lesser version of Coke?
Peace: What do most contestants of the Miss America Pageant want for the world?
Lisa: What is Bart's sister's name?
Cotton: What are most clothes made out of?
Flag: What must we burn if it touches the ground?
42: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
2958. Pick a letter. List some great words starting with that letter:
Monique, mush, mess, middle, mark, make, mist, myth, mystery, etc.
2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Thank you, The Beatles.
2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
I have not...
2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
Number two are the only kind you can use on scantrons.
2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
I have.
2963. Are we living in a world without end?
No. The earth will die eventually, if only when the Milky Way collides with Andromeda.
2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
Rape is never okay. They should be in jail if they're not.
2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
I love Bring It On!
2966. Are you singing in the rain?
No, but I do sometimes.
2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
Anyone should be allowed to march if they want. Were they not? Whatever.
2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
It depends on the person. Sex is different for everyone.
2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
I don't drink coffee.
2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because most of the time we don't want to hear it.
2971. How do you feel about: ticketmaster? scalpers?
Both are fine, whatever.
2972. What are you guilty of?
Lots of things.
2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?
sniffed glue: No.
sniffed magic markers: Not to get high, but yes.
ate paste: No.
drank Nyquil, Robitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug: No.
'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product: No.
whip-its: No.
2974. What gives you inner strength?
Thinking about the future.
2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
D left them in his backpack in Arnie's truck. :(
2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
That would depend on the person.
2977. If you don't like the service at a restaurant would you skip the tip? Why or why not?
Sure. If the waitress was rude, forgot about us, etc.
2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
Apple pie.
2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
I don't really care.
2980. What was one evening you'll never forget?
I have lots of those, and many I shouldn't forget, but have/will.
2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
Uh... no.
2982. Trick or Treat?
Both! Although I do love treats...
2983. If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxury boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
A roller coaster in my backyard.
2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0? Or if you don't have aol...have you ever been to a podiatrist?
Hahahaha, no one uses AOL anymore. And what does that have to do with AOL?
2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?
Yeah... Not gonna do that.
2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
Out of their body in the form of poop.
2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
Yes, although I think I'd ask if they wanted to have a threeway first.
2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
I didn't know who that was until you said it. And lol, no, although Derek probably would.
2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
White, multigrain, pumpernickel, honey wheat, etc.
2990. Are you emotionally articulate?
Uh... sometimes.
2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
No.
2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?
I try, and sure.
2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
Not always, no.
2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened?
Doors close and open every day.
2995. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independence?
I am too tired to do this question.
2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
Time and distance got me over my first one.
2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself? Have you ever tried?
Not completely, no, and I think everyone has at some point.
2998. How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beautiful beginning of the next part?
There's no specific ending and beginning, other than birth and death, and even then, we're only guessing.
2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do.
I have not. And thanks.
3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?
Always.