Nothing new.
Well, unless I have any big updates, I've pretty much decided this is going to become where I keep my entries for the 5000 Question Survey, since I'm determined to finish this thing. I miss you guys. :(
2501. What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?
All of my memories. I wouldn't be who I am today without a single one.
2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
Rebecca Black. Or maybe I'm just saying that because people won't stop talking about her and her voice is ANNOYING as hell.
2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:
Snow, Vanilla Ice, NKOTB, Milli Vanilli, BSB, NSYNC
NSYNC, DUH.
2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?
I don't really believe in anything that causes unnecessary death/harm to innocent people.
2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?
No.
2506. Let's say there are 2 schools, one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?
Both. Same courses, same amount of money, same equipment, etc. Otherwise, be more specific.
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one?
No. I would have been pissed if the calculus class I signed up for was suddenly gone and I had to take an easier math. PISSED.
2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
No. I don't really care.
2508. What does this world need?
More love!
2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?
Um... most of the things I do, yeah.
2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
Happy/peppy/flirty/friendly drunk.
2511. Do you ever 'conveniently' forget something you don't want to remember?
.... What are we talking about again?
2512. If you have any cousins are you close?
Some of my cousins, yes. But I've talked to them much less since coming to college. :(
2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?
No, I wouldn't say I'm in love with myself, although I do like myself very much.
2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
How am I supposed to remember that?
2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Lol, no, but I almost started dancing after singing it in my head.
2516. Have you ever called a:
psychic hotline? Nope.
suicide crisis line? I have not.
sex line? No!
dating line? Nope.
2517. Have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?
Dude, I don't even know what to put in my bios on facebook/twitter/tumblr/etc.
2518. Do guys look good in make up?
Some guys can pull it off. Some definitely can not.
2519. What are 5 things you don't care about?
... I don't know?
2520. What are you going to do until you die?
Live.
2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
Loving people. Not hurting others for no reason.
2522. What age do you hope to live until?
I'd live to live at least until 63. I don't know why. I just now picked the number.
2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
Honestly, I like me and my partner being equals, in and out of sex. So no, not really.
Have you ever been tied down?
No.
2524. Do you own any "toys"?
Maybe...
Do you ever use them?
Maybe...
2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?
Yes.
Have you ever spanked anyone else?
Maybe? I don't think so.
2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?
No.
Do you like that feeling?
What, the feeling of being uncomfortable?
Does it turn you on?
Not particularly.
2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPUTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLD FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read?
Motivation for Dummies.
2528. What do your socks look like?
Almost all of my socks are different. Today I'm wearing striped socks, with the stripes being all insanely different bright colors.
2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:
Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Jewel, Frank Zappa
I have no idea. I didn't know any of these people started their career as a mime.
2530. Does love float away if you let go?
No. It doesn't have mass or density and so cannot float.
2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are:
kind? No. :(
calm? Hah.
humble? No.
peaceful? Nope.
helpful? Some people are.
happy? Maybe?
spiritual? Yeah.
creative? In one way or another, yeah.
friendly? Yes?
independent? Becoming more so, I think.
intelligent? HAH.
having fun? Yes?
coming up with new ideas? Nope.
able to think for themselves? Hardly.
able to really connect with others? Not sure.
If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?
Humanity is dumb. People suck.
2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?
No.
2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?
Not surprised.
2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?
I don't know. I go back and forth. Definitely not everything it claims is true.
2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
Superego.
2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
Both. They become depressed because they are alone. They stay alone because they are depressed.
2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much... Nope.
You're a new and better man, he helps you to understand, He does everything he can, he's.... Nope.
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky... Nope.
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise.... Nope.
Don't you take it so hard now, And please don't take it so bad.... Nope.
2538. How about these?
From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named... Nope.
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can't deny.... Nope.
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.... Nope.
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is... Nope.
Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying... Man, I suck at this.
2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?
Not that I can remember.
2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan?
Who's Pan? I only know Peter.
2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem?
Be known by many, many people, and be passed down through the generations.
2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
Yeah. Anyone can interpret anything however they want.
2543. Are you an orgasm addict?
I wish.
2544. Are you a sugar junkie?
I tend to enjoy things that have sugar in them, yes, but I wouldn't call myself a junkie.
2545. WHAT are you DOING?
BEING BORED. AND DON'T YELL AT ME, WOMAN. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.
WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?
That requires too much energy.
2546. Do you only hear what you want to?
Sometimes.
2547. Are you anal-retentive?
I can be.
2548. In and Out
Over and Under
Around and ???
Good question.
2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
Boots?
2550. Why ask why?
Because it's fun to know!
2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:
jazz: ?
metal: ?
rock: ?
new wave: ?
psychadelic: ?
2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? Not a big fan.
Van Gogh? Sorta crazy.
Michelangelo? Meh.
D'Vinci? Pretty cool dude.
Einstein? Crazy hair.
Tesla? Meh.
2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
I can't just name one person. There are a million people that have made huge contributions that we wouldn't be where we are today without.
2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?
-.- I'm not doing this again.
2555. Why is it called 'coca cola'?
It used to have some cocaine in it.
2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
Sure.
2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
I prefer Daffy. Donald was a Nazi! No, seriously.
2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
He scared me.
2559. Lease or buy a car?
Buy.
2560. Have you met Real Talkin' Bubba? Do you love him to death?
Um... What?
2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
Yep.
2562. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?
..........
2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple? Nope.
a bar? Yep!
a massage parlor? Yep.
2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?
Sure.
2565. What culture are you fascinated by?
All of them.
2566. Have you ever worn a cape?
YES! Wait... Maybe. I don't remember.
2567. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?
None.
2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
NOTHING anymore. Actually, some stuff, but only really shitty stuff. Two scantrons. An hour of parking at the Mountainlair.
2569. What makes you who you are?
Everything around me, all the biological stuff that I don't feel like getting technical about, all of my past experiences.
2570. How do you search for meaning in life?
I don't, really.
2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?
Not really. I'd probably look at them with him.
2572. You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?
Read it. Duh.
2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
I'd probably be a little insecure about it for awhile, but I'd get over it.
2574. Are you an old fart?
No?
2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?
I didn't really do much in the yard. I enjoyed LARPing with Amber. And the trampoline.
2576. Why don't people have more fun?
Mostly they're busy worrying about money.
2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing?
WHAT?!?!?!? I CAN'T EVEN.
2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
Mildly irrational. Other than that last question, for the most part you seem pretty normal.
2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?
I probably have at least once.
2580. Is it nap time yet?
No, but I'm starting to wish I had stayed home and took my nap.
2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?
I don't like parking at the END of the parking lot, but I'm okay with a little walking.
2582. Do you like trains?
Yeah.
2583. What's in Hungary?
Never been there.
2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back?
Hmmm... I'm not sure if I have. And not that I can think of.
2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?
I don't like organized religion.
2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson'?
It's odd.
2587. What frustrates you?
Lots of things.
2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
THE IRISH ROVERS!!!!! <3
2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
No. And no. I don't think I've ever bought lipstick.
2590. Are you ill?
Nope.
2591. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?
I spent virtually the entire day on my couch being lazy.
2592. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?
It depends on the word. Usually ER.
2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
I don't really care either way.
2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay...or even yesterday?
Yes.
2595. What duck?
What? WHERE?
2596. Do you collect coins?
Yes...
How about stamps?
No.
2597. What's the best way to learn a new language?
Be excited about it.
2598. Is god in you?
Uh... I'm not having sex with anyone right now, thank you very much.
2599. Are you in god?
Again, not having sex. Also, I don't have a penis. Although I guess I could use my fingers. But now I've thought about it too much and am grossed out. Thanks.
2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
Start on the outside and work your way in. I learned that from Titanic.
2501. What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?
All of my memories. I wouldn't be who I am today without a single one.
2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
Rebecca Black. Or maybe I'm just saying that because people won't stop talking about her and her voice is ANNOYING as hell.
2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:
Snow, Vanilla Ice, NKOTB, Milli Vanilli, BSB, NSYNC
NSYNC, DUH.
2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?
I don't really believe in anything that causes unnecessary death/harm to innocent people.
2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?
No.
2506. Let's say there are 2 schools, one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?
Both. Same courses, same amount of money, same equipment, etc. Otherwise, be more specific.
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one?
No. I would have been pissed if the calculus class I signed up for was suddenly gone and I had to take an easier math. PISSED.
2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
No. I don't really care.
2508. What does this world need?
More love!
2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?
Um... most of the things I do, yeah.
2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
Happy/peppy/flirty/friendly drunk.
2511. Do you ever 'conveniently' forget something you don't want to remember?
.... What are we talking about again?
2512. If you have any cousins are you close?
Some of my cousins, yes. But I've talked to them much less since coming to college. :(
2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?
No, I wouldn't say I'm in love with myself, although I do like myself very much.
2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
How am I supposed to remember that?
2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Lol, no, but I almost started dancing after singing it in my head.
2516. Have you ever called a:
psychic hotline? Nope.
suicide crisis line? I have not.
sex line? No!
dating line? Nope.
2517. Have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?
Dude, I don't even know what to put in my bios on facebook/twitter/tumblr/etc.
2518. Do guys look good in make up?
Some guys can pull it off. Some definitely can not.
2519. What are 5 things you don't care about?
... I don't know?
2520. What are you going to do until you die?
Live.
2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
Loving people. Not hurting others for no reason.
2522. What age do you hope to live until?
I'd live to live at least until 63. I don't know why. I just now picked the number.
2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
Honestly, I like me and my partner being equals, in and out of sex. So no, not really.
Have you ever been tied down?
No.
2524. Do you own any "toys"?
Maybe...
Do you ever use them?
Maybe...
2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?
Yes.
Have you ever spanked anyone else?
Maybe? I don't think so.
2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?
No.
Do you like that feeling?
What, the feeling of being uncomfortable?
Does it turn you on?
Not particularly.
2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPUTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLD FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read?
Motivation for Dummies.
2528. What do your socks look like?
Almost all of my socks are different. Today I'm wearing striped socks, with the stripes being all insanely different bright colors.
2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:
Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Jewel, Frank Zappa
I have no idea. I didn't know any of these people started their career as a mime.
2530. Does love float away if you let go?
No. It doesn't have mass or density and so cannot float.
2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are:
kind? No. :(
calm? Hah.
humble? No.
peaceful? Nope.
helpful? Some people are.
happy? Maybe?
spiritual? Yeah.
creative? In one way or another, yeah.
friendly? Yes?
independent? Becoming more so, I think.
intelligent? HAH.
having fun? Yes?
coming up with new ideas? Nope.
able to think for themselves? Hardly.
able to really connect with others? Not sure.
If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?
Humanity is dumb. People suck.
2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?
No.
2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?
Not surprised.
2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?
I don't know. I go back and forth. Definitely not everything it claims is true.
2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
Superego.
2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
Both. They become depressed because they are alone. They stay alone because they are depressed.
2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much... Nope.
You're a new and better man, he helps you to understand, He does everything he can, he's.... Nope.
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky... Nope.
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise.... Nope.
Don't you take it so hard now, And please don't take it so bad.... Nope.
2538. How about these?
From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named... Nope.
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can't deny.... Nope.
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.... Nope.
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is... Nope.
Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying... Man, I suck at this.
2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?
Not that I can remember.
2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan?
Who's Pan? I only know Peter.
2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem?
Be known by many, many people, and be passed down through the generations.
2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
Yeah. Anyone can interpret anything however they want.
2543. Are you an orgasm addict?
I wish.
2544. Are you a sugar junkie?
I tend to enjoy things that have sugar in them, yes, but I wouldn't call myself a junkie.
2545. WHAT are you DOING?
BEING BORED. AND DON'T YELL AT ME, WOMAN. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.
WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?
That requires too much energy.
2546. Do you only hear what you want to?
Sometimes.
2547. Are you anal-retentive?
I can be.
2548. In and Out
Over and Under
Around and ???
Good question.
2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
Boots?
2550. Why ask why?
Because it's fun to know!
2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:
jazz: ?
metal: ?
rock: ?
new wave: ?
psychadelic: ?
2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? Not a big fan.
Van Gogh? Sorta crazy.
Michelangelo? Meh.
D'Vinci? Pretty cool dude.
Einstein? Crazy hair.
Tesla? Meh.
2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
I can't just name one person. There are a million people that have made huge contributions that we wouldn't be where we are today without.
2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?
-.- I'm not doing this again.
2555. Why is it called 'coca cola'?
It used to have some cocaine in it.
2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
Sure.
2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
I prefer Daffy. Donald was a Nazi! No, seriously.
2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
He scared me.
2559. Lease or buy a car?
Buy.
2560. Have you met Real Talkin' Bubba? Do you love him to death?
Um... What?
2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
Yep.
2562. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?
..........
2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple? Nope.
a bar? Yep!
a massage parlor? Yep.
2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?
Sure.
2565. What culture are you fascinated by?
All of them.
2566. Have you ever worn a cape?
YES! Wait... Maybe. I don't remember.
2567. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?
None.
2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
NOTHING anymore. Actually, some stuff, but only really shitty stuff. Two scantrons. An hour of parking at the Mountainlair.
2569. What makes you who you are?
Everything around me, all the biological stuff that I don't feel like getting technical about, all of my past experiences.
2570. How do you search for meaning in life?
I don't, really.
2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?
Not really. I'd probably look at them with him.
2572. You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?
Read it. Duh.
2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
I'd probably be a little insecure about it for awhile, but I'd get over it.
2574. Are you an old fart?
No?
2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?
I didn't really do much in the yard. I enjoyed LARPing with Amber. And the trampoline.
2576. Why don't people have more fun?
Mostly they're busy worrying about money.
2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing?
WHAT?!?!?!? I CAN'T EVEN.
2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
Mildly irrational. Other than that last question, for the most part you seem pretty normal.
2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?
I probably have at least once.
2580. Is it nap time yet?
No, but I'm starting to wish I had stayed home and took my nap.
2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?
I don't like parking at the END of the parking lot, but I'm okay with a little walking.
2582. Do you like trains?
Yeah.
2583. What's in Hungary?
Never been there.
2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back?
Hmmm... I'm not sure if I have. And not that I can think of.
2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?
I don't like organized religion.
2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson'?
It's odd.
2587. What frustrates you?
Lots of things.
2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
THE IRISH ROVERS!!!!! <3
2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
No. And no. I don't think I've ever bought lipstick.
2590. Are you ill?
Nope.
2591. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?
I spent virtually the entire day on my couch being lazy.
2592. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?
It depends on the word. Usually ER.
2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
I don't really care either way.
2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay...or even yesterday?
Yes.
2595. What duck?
What? WHERE?
2596. Do you collect coins?
Yes...
How about stamps?
No.
2597. What's the best way to learn a new language?
Be excited about it.
2598. Is god in you?
Uh... I'm not having sex with anyone right now, thank you very much.
2599. Are you in god?
Again, not having sex. Also, I don't have a penis. Although I guess I could use my fingers. But now I've thought about it too much and am grossed out. Thanks.
2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
Start on the outside and work your way in. I learned that from Titanic.