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Drunk meme
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to?
Grab asses. Anyone's. It doesn't matter.
2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaning thoughts?
No. I'm too busy grabbing asses
3. Do you Cry?
I don't think I've ever cried drunk.
4. Do you get Angry?
I'm sure I have but generally I'm happy, 'cause I'm grabbing asses.
5. Do you puke?
I don't usually let it get that far but I will puke if I've had too much or if I just need to get it out of my system.
6. After 7 beers what are you?
I've never drank one beer much less seven
7. Your favorite drink is?
Bourbon, whiskey, or something creamy but not together
8. Tequila does what to you?
Makes me feel really good after 2, then I feel like hell and throw up.
10. Who do you drink with?
Ed
11. Vodka makes you?
have an upset stomach the next day if I drink too many
12. What?
smut
13. Do you Pass Out?
Never
14. Do you drink girly drinks?
sometimes
15. Do you drink alone?
never
16. Worst Drink you have ever had?
cement mixer
17. Do you play drinking games?
not in years but they can be fun
19. Favorite Beer?
None of them. I dislike beer
20. What is your favorite shot?
bumble bees are good as are tuaca lemon drops
21. What will you NOT drink?
not a fan of captain morgans or parrot bay (tastes like sun tan lotion).
22. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
Yep and I'm even worse now
23. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?
Sure
24. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
Not unless the only other choice is beer
25. Do you like frozen drinks?
Oh yes, but they fill you up too quick
26. Do you drink liquor straight?
Not unless it's a shot.
27. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
I have before but I don't make a habit of doing so
28. Are you drunk right now?
Haven't had a drink in over a week.
29. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a daily basis?
Not even on a monthly basis
30. Do you drink a lot of wine?
No. It makes me warm and want to sleep
31. When's the last time you drank?
Saturday before last for our Anniversary dinner
34. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?
Who knows
35. Ever been streaking while drinking?
Does running to the ocean to skinny dip count?
36. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
I don't need alcohol to be naked in the hot tub.
37. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
Nope
39. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?
Noooo!
40. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
No. I'm not carrying your dumbass anywhere
41. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friends puke?
No, but I have taken my shirt off on the side of the road to puke and it was raining.
42. Puked in a friends car?
1992
Okay
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to?
Grab asses. Anyone's. It doesn't matter.
2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaning thoughts?
No. I'm too busy grabbing asses
3. Do you Cry?
I don't think I've ever cried drunk.
4. Do you get Angry?
I'm sure I have but generally I'm happy, 'cause I'm grabbing asses.
5. Do you puke?
I don't usually let it get that far but I will puke if I've had too much or if I just need to get it out of my system.
6. After 7 beers what are you?
I've never drank one beer much less seven
7. Your favorite drink is?
Bourbon, whiskey, or something creamy but not together
8. Tequila does what to you?
Makes me feel really good after 2, then I feel like hell and throw up.
10. Who do you drink with?
Ed
11. Vodka makes you?
have an upset stomach the next day if I drink too many
12. What?
smut
13. Do you Pass Out?
Never
14. Do you drink girly drinks?
sometimes
15. Do you drink alone?
never
16. Worst Drink you have ever had?
cement mixer
17. Do you play drinking games?
not in years but they can be fun
19. Favorite Beer?
None of them. I dislike beer
20. What is your favorite shot?
bumble bees are good as are tuaca lemon drops
21. What will you NOT drink?
not a fan of captain morgans or parrot bay (tastes like sun tan lotion).
22. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
Yep and I'm even worse now
23. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?
Sure
24. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
Not unless the only other choice is beer
25. Do you like frozen drinks?
Oh yes, but they fill you up too quick
26. Do you drink liquor straight?
Not unless it's a shot.
27. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
I have before but I don't make a habit of doing so
28. Are you drunk right now?
Haven't had a drink in over a week.
29. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a daily basis?
Not even on a monthly basis
30. Do you drink a lot of wine?
No. It makes me warm and want to sleep
31. When's the last time you drank?
Saturday before last for our Anniversary dinner
34. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?
Who knows
35. Ever been streaking while drinking?
Does running to the ocean to skinny dip count?
36. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
I don't need alcohol to be naked in the hot tub.
37. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
Nope
39. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?
Noooo!
40. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
No. I'm not carrying your dumbass anywhere
41. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friends puke?
No, but I have taken my shirt off on the side of the road to puke and it was raining.
42. Puked in a friends car?
1992
Okay