I'm starting the:
So far it's ginagwen and me. scrapdog may join; his application is pending. If anyone else would like to join, you must fill out the following questionaire:
EVIL GENIUS APPLICATION
1. What is the difference between a Latheri Complex formula and a Latheri Simple formula?
2. When combining c23plex and an acidic glucose solution, what will inhibit the reaction?
3. Do you prefer Red, Green or Blue?
4. Who would win in a fight between Christopher Walken, Gary Oldman, and Harvey Keitel?
5. Are you a racist, bigot, or any other sort of loser?
6. What is the French word for betrayal?
7. Do you think Columbo was a crime-solving genius, or just stupid?
8. Who is cooler, the old, fat Perry Mason or Matlock?
9. Can a global group be put into another global group if a trust relationship exists?
10. What does the term "Brute-force" hacking mean?
11. What university did you attend?
12. Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu, the Illuminati, and
Godzilla?
13. Do you think that guy is singing "Secret Agent Man" or "Secret Asian Man"?
14. If you gave a million monkeys a typewriter each, what would they come up with?
15. If "The Borg" went head to head against "The Empire", who would win?
16. What makes you an Evil Genius?
BONUS. How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
*EDIT* Please post a picture because you know it's all really about the looks anyway. I mean how can we judge how evil you are on merit only?
All applications will be taken under serious consideration. Thank you, come again.