I'm drinking my morning coffee and doing the first Internet tour of the day.
I had a really bizarre dream last night, where I was in my parents' old house with my brother...and there was a group of freaky men lurking in our backyard, outside my window. They were this odd mix of the Others from LOST and Young Republicans. I hid under my covers, praying they would go away. They were muttering threatening epithets through the glass and, later, when we went outside, we could see their footprints in the snow. I was terrified. And, then, suddenly, there was like...this rally being set up there, outside my window. With all these really militant, freaky, people who refused to leave.
So, I clutched my cell phone and I dialed the guy I was interested in...despite the fact that we were having a really rough time of it and I wasn't sure he would care. But I couldn't get a hold of him. And I checked my voicemail and he'd left me a message...he'd held his phone up to some romantic rock song that I can't remember...and in this crystal clear moment, I realized he still loved me. But I couldn't get a hold of him. I couldn't get him to save me and my brother from the freaks in our backyard.
*shudder*. I'm still creeped out.
And the guy...? Sheriff Don Lamb, of course.
Because he's SO likely to pull a Say Anything via cell phone. ROTFL.
OMG. Wouldn't that be the most cracktastic VM AU story...? Lamb as Lloyd Dobler and Veronica as Diane Court?
I need help.
Last night's Grey's was FANTASTIC, proving, once again, why it is ABC's best show and that it was a sound decision to let it follow the Super Bowl instead of the over-hyped Desperate Housewives.
I heart Burke so.much. Isaiah Washington knocked it out of the park last night. From the comedic stuff with Derek, to the tension with Cristina that I hope they do touch on next week (i.e. with them trying to get each other out of the hospital), to the dramatic scenes with Hannah...Jesus. He's amazing. I love that he hates McDreamy and makes no bones about it. I mean, I have to admit, I liked Derek there...because he expects everybody to adore him and just looked so shocked that Burke didn't! Like..."But, but...I'm McDREAMY. Why don't you loooove me?" "Because I don't. Now please go and die."
And how cute were the Chief, Derek, and George all lurking outside Bailey's room? Aw! They wuv her! See, that's where I tolerate Derek: when he's all business or involved in a Bailey-related storyline. When he kicked Kyle Chandler's character out? THAT's the Derek I like. The one that adores Miranda and respects her and refuses to let her down. Which, oh, Man, Bailey's husband and Wallace's dad...that's just brutal!
Alex and Izzy were HOT. I was glad to see Izzy just take charge...and I HAD to laugh when she told Alex, "Take off your pants!" as that is a standard refrain for me and Tiff whenever we go out. Except, we don't get the same results Izzy did. LOL. Timeline-wise, though...we didn't see Izzy again after the sex, but Alex was wandering around near Bazooka Boy's wife. I hope that wasn't an editing mistake and we weren't supposed to think they were still having Teh Sex somewhere.
My only major thought about Meh the Martyr: Can the bitch blow up? Seriously...she woke up that morning whining about needing excitement and death or something..and, well, you got your wish. Now can we get ours? Clink!Boom. I get that her life sucks...but everybody's life sucks! Why does she get to wallow in her suckage with that sourpuss expression?
Is it next Sunday yet?
Is it?
:::does a dance:::